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Expect it to disappoint, because it's based on you guys.

Diglidi-Dude: What noise does a rabbit make?

As any older member knows, Diglidi-Dude was the Jesus Christ of the guild. Anyone who says he was a ******** douchebag is a new member trying to act old. His photoshop wizardry was unsurpassed, and many a night he would defend the guild from people trying to scam people with Mario Kart licenses.

One day, however, his skills became too great for the members of this guild to handle. His masterpiece; Super Meta_Fish 64, drove them mad with jealousy, and so they ran him out. One of the greatest games to ever see the light of day was cast into the darkness, with other fantastic games that are doomed to be ignored, like Earthbound, Stafy, and... Imagine Petz.

Okay, those first two paragraphs? I was lying. He IS a ******** douchebag, his game sucks, Earthbound sucks, and YOU suck. This story is really about Diglidi's action-packed life after leaving the guild.

Diglidi had moved to Youtube; the only place you can make really stupid s**t and not get yelled at for it. He had taken up a craft in making Naruto music videos upon seeing a very famous video by somebody named Aus-E Dude. He was doing okay, since most Naruto fans will watch anything with Naruto in it, but he came across a curious figure named Mad Dog.

“I can take you away from this monotonous Youtube career, make you stronger. Make you something great. Okay, with you it might be hard, but I can still do it. Here I have a red pill and a blue pill. You can take the blue pill and see how far the rabbit hill goes, or you can take the red pill and be a f*****t.”

Naturally, Diglidi chose the option that involved rabbits, because he thinks he's a rabbit. Also, he's not a f*****t. No way. But then, common sense kicked in; Diglidi had just taken an unmarked pill from some stranger on youtube. He blacked out.

When he awoke, he had a carrot lodged up his butt. There was no Matrix, he's just a dumb French a*****e, and French people can't do anything.

The End

Preview for the next chapter: Hash's Orphanage. Scary name right? The weirdest part is, nobody is actually molested!

Bravo.

Gah. How'd I get on this radar?

That picture is hardcore.