Would you rather...?

[ChainsawDooM]

Would you rather throw up a gallon of cottage cheese that you don't remember eating or ice skate on frozen hot dogs in an over-revealing swimsuit in a blizzard while mutated, multi-colored gummy-pandas laugh at you in alternatingly deep, creepy voices and high, shrill pitched cackling?  

[Gweener]

Holy crap, Chain.... what kind of dreams have you been having!?
Man, I hate puking...
Oh, YOU!... you're trying to get me to have to choose the almost naked choice again.
eek  

[ChainsawDooM]

The thought occurred to me, but no. I came up with the cottage cheese one with a while ago, and liked it enough that I figured I should use it. The second option I just tried to think of the weirdest thing possible to do when it was cold.  

[Gweener]

Well, I have to say you did a pretty good job... I love the skating on frozen hotdogs part... the gummies scare me!  

[Hazumu-san]

That is some of the freakiest descriptions Chain! I agree with Gwee, the Ice Skating is better.

Heres a new one. Would you rather... crawl though a stinky, hot, midge-infested swamp. OR dig a hole through a mountain with a needle?  

[ChainsawDooM]

Does the needle happen to be a metaphor for a pneumatically powered drill? I mean... compared to a mountain, it's still a needle.

Also, how big a mountain and how big of a swamp are we talking, here. In addition to that, what kind of mountain are we talking? Granite, sandstone, limestone, basalt? Igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary? If it's granite, pfffft, good luck. You'd be lucky if you could even chip it... You sure as hell won't scratch it very much, considering its quartz content... and the small fact that quartz is harder than steel, but the crystalline structure fractures easily... essentially, you ain't chippin' granite with a needle. Not enough force to break the crystalline structure holdin' the other minerals together and steel ain't hard enough to scratch it much. We're not just talkin' about "Oh, it'll take forever, but it'll get done." Nuh-uh. Wind and water erosion will probably get rid of that mountain all together before you finish your hole. Basalt is better... but not by a lot.

... Well... I guess I kinda made my answer, but then again, unless the mountain is made of a softer sedimentary rock - like sandstone or limestone - or if it has a large quantity of a soft mineral like talc (oh, man, especially talc), I'll pick the one that sucks rather than the one that's impossible.

... Plus, you didn't say we couldn't use bug spray. twisted  

[LittleTnCo]

Would you rather be a Mustache on Hitler's face or a sludge on a fishing pole?  

[ChainsawDooM]

LittleTnCo

Would you rather be a Mustache on Hitler's face or a sludge on a fishing pole?

... Well... In both options, at least I can say I've traveled a lot.  

[Gweener]

I'll take my time digging with that needle. at least it should be peaceful. No telling what critters you'd run across in that swamp!

And definitely Hitler's mustache... instantly recognizable to anyone everywhere!  

[LittleTnCo]

Would you rather be a fly being swatted by a flyswatter, or a flyswatter swatting a fly? gonk  

[ChainsawDooM]

The fly. Because, if I've led a good enough life as a fly, I can be reincarnated into the person swatting the fly with the flyswatter.  

[ChainsawDooM]

Would you rather never have to breathe if you didn't want to or have the power to change your voice to mimic anyone you wanted?

Also, would you rather snowboard barefoot down Pike's Peak on a snowboard whose top is made out of a cheese grater or write a 500 page essay where you admit how you, and everything that you've ever done, has sucked and why?



...Oh, man... both the options on the second one SUCK! That second option is the ultimate bummer... And the first one would suck because OW!  

[Hazumu-san]

On the first one I think I would like to mimic anyone I wanted. I would be just way too fun, to mess with peoples minds! smile Or even better yet, I could sing with the voice of some famous singer, yes!

I think I would take the cheese grater ride from hell. At least the pain will end. (sometime in the future)

Would you rather be the first person to travel near the speed of light in space, or journey along the bottom sea in your own personal sub, making new discoveries?  

[LittleTnCo]

A journey to the bottom of the sea of course. But I'll have to wait till my cold ends. sweatdrop  

[Gweener]

Ok, I've read all the books, and just saw New Moon.
My question:
If you were Bella would you have chosen Jacob or Edward?