If I wanted a girlfriend... (The Shitty Ex Thread)

[Kuzodav]

One of my exes said I turned her lesbian, to which I replied I'd tell my female acquaintances that she was on the market. She then withdrew her statement and asked me not to.

It was a quick spar of words, which I won rather quickly.

Caved like a b***h.  

[Sir Codin]

Kuzodav

One of my exes said I turned her lesbian, to which I replied I'd tell my female acquaintances that she was on the market. She then withdrew her statement and asked me not to.

It was a quick spar of words, which I won rather quickly.

Caved like a b***h.

Okay, I lol'd. Seriously. xd  

[dragn99]

Kuzodav

One of my exes said I turned her lesbian, to which I replied I'd tell my female acquaintances that she was on the market. She then withdrew her statement and asked me not to.

It was a quick spar of words, which I won rather quickly.

Caved like a b***h.

*high fives*  

[Sir Codin]

I had a girlfriend in middle school. Our relationship didn't last very long, as she believed all the bullshit rumors that were cruelly spread about me.

We met again in my freshman year in High School. I was joking around with my friends, then later she came up to me and threatened to castrate me if I ever embarassed her again in front of other people like that ever again.

"Um, b***h, nobody else seemed to mind I was talking and laughing at jokes with my buds. And why should you care, you aren't even dating me anymore! WTF?"  

[Montiqueue]

NinShmux

My ex. She wouldn't take it in the face :/

Take what in the face? <.<  

[Skaeryll]

Totagomi

NinShmux

My ex. She wouldn't take it in the face :/

Take what in the face? <.<

You'll find out when you're older, Tote.  

[Xathoa]

Regulust

Totagomi

NinShmux

My ex. She wouldn't take it in the face :/

Take what in the face? <.<

You'll find out when you're older, Tote.

Hurhur, I do believe I know. xD
.... I'm quiet now.

//on the subject.. ish... not...
Never dated.

 

[Montiqueue]

Regulust

Totagomi

NinShmux

My ex. She wouldn't take it in the face :/

Take what in the face? <.<

You'll find out when you're older, Tote.

And what makes you think I'm not old enough now? What if I already know what he's talking about? Hm?  

[Skaeryll]

Totagomi

Regulust

Totagomi

NinShmux

My ex. She wouldn't take it in the face :/

Take what in the face? <.<

You'll find out when you're older, Tote.

And what makes you think I'm not old enough now? What if I already know what he's talking about? Hm?

I'm just joking Tote xD

What do you think he means?  

[Montiqueue]

Regulust

Totagomi

Regulust

Totagomi

NinShmux

My ex. She wouldn't take it in the face :/

Take what in the face? <.<

You'll find out when you're older, Tote.

And what makes you think I'm not old enough now? What if I already know what he's talking about? Hm?

I'm just joking Tote xD

What do you think he means?

._.
I was joking too. My mind really can't take these things on I guess.
I won't say anything more than I wouldn't either. For anything.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Kuzodav

One of my exes said I turned her lesbian, to which I replied I'd tell my female acquaintances that she was on the market. She then withdrew her statement and asked me not to.

It was a quick spar of words, which I won rather quickly.

Caved like a b***h.

I only wish I were as quick and clever as this. xd  

[Super Cheesio]

Hmm... My ex... I can't remember, she was my girlfriend when I was about 6 years old. sweatdrop  

[Orphie]

No exes to speak of.  

[Waynebrizzle]

Super Cheesio

Hmm... My ex... I can't remember, she was my girlfriend when I was about 6 years old. sweatdrop

Dude, I remember. b***h was ******** like, 30 guys behind your back.  

[Super Cheesio]

Waynebrizzle

Super Cheesio

Hmm... My ex... I can't remember, she was my girlfriend when I was about 6 years old. sweatdrop

Dude, I remember. b***h was ******** like, 30 guys behind your back.

XD I lol'd.