Corrupt a Wish 8D

[SparkR0ck3r]

Granted, but the laptop is a Dell and viruses attack it and turn it into a zombie!

I wish I wasn't sick so I can throw the party I'm supposed to throw tomorrow!

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but noone goes over and your house gets destoryed.

I wish for everything on my wishlist of impossible things.  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, but you leave gaia on at the public library and someone messes it up so bad you've lost all your items.

I wish the hair dye i used tonight takes well...  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then you can't dye your hair any other color and it all falls out.

I wish I wasn't so tired. x.x  

[Kitsoenix]

granted, but now your unable to sleep...ever again.

i wish for a box of pizza rolls. (some people want the simple things y'know?)  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but they're spoiled and crawling with ants.

I wish I could live for eternity.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then you become crippled for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to make a mask for Lit.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then you have to make a bomb.

I wish I could go Trick-or-Treating this year. >.>  

[omg-im-anime-freak]

Granted, but your trick-or-treating bag has a hole in it and you dont realize until later that your bag is empty....

i wish that my sister wasnt a NUTJOB....  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now she's a Super Clean Freak who bothers you every day.

I wish I could get a PSP and Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but the PSP is broken.

I wish a had a pie.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then it has ants crawling all over it.

I wish I had all of my dream items.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but you get them in a dream and when you wake up, they're gone.

I wish a had a scary movie to watch right now.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but by the time you find it, Halloween is over.

I wish I could be teleported into FF7 CC.  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but you end up being the weakest enemy possible and are immediately killed by the main character.

I wish I were a wooden boy.