What are some weird things you have noticed in Pokemon?

[CherubiMaster]

I've got my next one

10. If you put a pokemon to sleep and hit it with anything except wake up slap it stays asleep. How do you sleep through a boot to the head or fire. HOW!?

11. Vending machine. Besides the lemonade you need in Red, Blue, FR, and LG. You can't equip them to pokemon, they're not as good as potions, and you waste money.  

[TtheHero]

CherubiMaster

I've got my next one

10. If you put a pokemon to sleep and hit it with anything except wake up slap it stays asleep. How do you sleep through a boot to the head or fire. HOW!?

11. Vending machine. Besides the lemonade you need in Red, Blue, FR, and LG. You can't equip them to pokemon, they're not as good as potions, and you waste money.

I think the Lemonade, last I recall heals just as much as a Super Potion and is cheaper.  

[Meta_Fish]

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread, but that mammals lay eggs?  

[Owwin]

Meta_Fish

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread, but that mammals lay eggs?

Monotremes. DICKWAD! OWNED!

No I'm sorry what I meant to say is that there are egg laying mammals.  

[Xathoa]

Owwin

Meta_Fish

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread, but that mammals lay eggs?

Monotremes. DICKWAD! OWNED!

No I'm sorry what I meant to say is that there are egg laying mammals.

Quoted, because I was going to say something similar to this.

 

[dragn99]

Pokemon: The Yellow Peril

At first I thought this was a bad troll, then I realized it's in a religion forum.

Quote:

Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”.

 

[Owwin]

dragn99

Pokemon: The Yellow Peril

At first I thought this was a bad troll, then I realized it's in a religion forum.

Quote:

Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”.

He talks about a crescent shape that Muslims worship. Everybody know that Muslims aren't allowed to have ******** images in their places of worship for the very reason that they don't want the images worshiped. What a stupid mother ********. Plus everybody knows that Metapod is the light.  

[Sir Codin]

Day Care Man

"We were raising your Pokemon, and my goodness, were we surprised!"
"Your Pokemon had an EGG!"
"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"Your Pokemon had an EGG!"
"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"We don't know how it got there..."

neutral  

[Hobo Scruffy]

Owwin

dragn99

Pokemon: The Yellow Peril

At first I thought this was a bad troll, then I realized it's in a religion forum.

Quote:

Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”.

He talks about a crescent shape that Muslims worship. Everybody know that Muslims aren't allowed to have ******** images in their places of worship for the very reason that they don't want the images worshiped. What a stupid mother ********. Plus everybody knows that Metapod is the light.

Omg! That is the funniest article ever!!!! xd

Stupid b***h

Instead he offered me a collection of “Pokemon” books, which I bought because it’s principal character (A yellow bear-like creature) was somewhat similar to the Disney’s Pooh.

Stupid b***h

Unfortunately, I had only begun to discover the evil of the Pokemons...

Stupid b***h

Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons.

Stupid b***h

Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[TtheHero]

Lord of Armageddon

Day Care Man

"We were raising your Pokemon, and my goodness, were we surprised!"
"Your Pokemon had an EGG!"
"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"Your Pokemon had an EGG!"
"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"We don't know how it got there..."

neutral

rofl They don;t know how it got there, but they know it had an egg.

...Either old age must've hit them like a ton of Tetris Blocks, or they somehow miraculously passed whatever certification requirements to even run a Day Care.

But that's just my imagination talking.  

[Sir Codin]

TtheHero

Lord of Armageddon

Day Care Man

"We were raising your Pokemon, and my goodness, were we surprised!"
"Your Pokemon had an EGG!"
"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"Your Pokemon had an EGG!"
"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"We don't know how it got there, but your Pokemon had it."

Day Care Man

"We don't know how it got there..."

neutral

rofl They don;t know how it got there, but they know it had an egg.

...Either old age must've hit them like a ton of Tetris Blocks, or they somehow miraculously passed whatever certification requirements to even run a Day Care.

But that's just my imagination talking.

Actually, I read it like they didn't even know how Eggs are made (i.e. where babies come from).

@Hobo: That is ******** hilarious. xd  

[otawara]

Bug>Psychic.
Its not weird, but I find it interesting.
I mean, bugs must think differently than other Pokemon; maybe a hive mentality. But then what would Vespiqueen be on this; seeing as she's the alleged Queen of Combees? Would it affect all the other Combee as well?

Also, Dark attacks.
Notice how they're not evil; as media usually portrays darkness. Dark attacks are mostly 'cheating' or 'low blows'. Sucker Punch? Yeah...

Gligar makes no ******** sense whatsoever; and neither does Gliscor.
Ground/Flying?! WHAT?!

Why isn't Gyarados a dragon type? It sure as hell looks like one.

Scyther->Scizor... Huh? Why? WHY?! Scyther looked cool and had great stats, but all Scizor did was lower defense; and I think it was just an excuse to market the then-new steel type.

Why is the Safari Zone closed in the original Johto?

What's the story behind the old mansion in Eterna Woods?

If Rayquaza never comes down from the sky; why is it in a lake in Brawl? Its Pokedex entry says it also eats Air Particles; so why did it try to eat Diddy Kong?

Why is Jasmine in Sinnoh?

What's Red doing in Mt. Silver?

Why doesn't Chansey evolve into Kanghaskan? It even makes sense!

Farfetch'd? That's very far fetched.  

[Skaeryll]

bloodsoaked

Like free health care. =p Feel free to speculate things that might exists. Be as silly as you want as long as no rules are broken... like don't go too far into detail about the underground Pokemon sex trafficking Team Rocket uses to get money. whee Poor Lupunny....

Isn't health care free in Japan?  

[dragn99]

Regulust

bloodsoaked

Like free health care. =p Feel free to speculate things that might exists. Be as silly as you want as long as no rules are broken... like don't go too far into detail about the underground Pokemon sex trafficking Team Rocket uses to get money. whee Poor Lupunny....

Isn't health care free in Japan?

And Canada.  

[Sir Codin]

Lance's Dragonite in RBY can use Barrier...

...Dragonite has NEVER been able to learn Barrier.