History Lesson of the Cult

[-Dessynea-]

I bet out of any cultie relationships, Wylr and I have had the most sexescapades. Even if you only count the time since I joined.  

[Orphie]

-Dessynea-

I bet out of any cultie relationships, Wylr and I have had the most sexescapades. Even if you only count the time since I joined.

It helps when you live in the same state, yeah.  

[-Dessynea-]

Orphie

-Dessynea-

I bet out of any cultie relationships, Wylr and I have had the most sexescapades. Even if you only count the time since I joined.

It helps when you live in the same state, yeah.

Yeah, it really helps that we sleep in the same bed. Though to be fair Wylr did live in New York for 2 years.  

[-Dessynea-]

Totagomi

-Dessynea-

Orphie

-Dessynea-

I bet out of any cultie relationships, Wylr and I have had the most sexescapades. Even if you only count the time since I joined.

It helps when you live in the same state, yeah.

Yeah, it really helps that we sleep in the same bed. Though to be fair Wylr did live in New York for 2 years.

And why does this matter?

Because Orphie said we had so much sex because we lived in the same state and I was pointing out that we lived in different states for 2/3 of our relationship. We have done our long-distance relationships dues, flying to see each other and whatnot, thus only having sex very seldom.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

The Awkwardest Turtle

Also: COOKIE SHOULD WRITE ONE.

And so I shall.
For the record, you have yourself and your Sims game to thank for this. xd

The Tale of Cookie and the Forty Thieves

One night, Cookie was participating in his usual escapades of preparing J for the storm to come whilst having sexytime with Ota and torturing Omega (Who says I can't multitask?) when there was an interruption.
A noise came from the downstairs, like the tinkle of broken glass. After much coercion from J and Omega, Cookie finally decided to temporarily postpone the sexings and investigate. He slung his d**k over his shoulder and gingerly walked down the stairs toward the main hall.
When he came upon the room, he discovered a crowd of men and women dressed in black, hauling various objects out of the mansion.
Upon attempting a civil approach through merely asking what was happening, one of the thieves attempted to kick Cookie in the boulders, merely coming out of it with a stubbed toe. Cookie then quickly dispatched each and every thief one by one with his Tower of Terror (tm).
The next morning, the police found a number of bodies lying in white puddles that had washed down the street. Many bodies were proclaimed as having died of intense ******** of the story: Don't ******** with Cookie.  

[Cabron the Swan]

Wantcookie

The Awkwardest Turtle

Also: COOKIE SHOULD WRITE ONE.

And so I shall.
For the record, you have yourself and your Sims game to thank for this. xd

The Tale of Cookie and the Forty Thieves

One night, Cookie was participating in his usual escapades of preparing J for the storm to come whilst having sexytime with Ota and torturing Omega (Who says I can't multitask?) when there was an interruption.
A noise came from the downstairs, like the tinkle of broken glass. After much coercion from J and Omega, Cookie finally decided to temporarily postpone the sexings and investigate. He slung his d**k over his shoulder and gingerly walked down the stairs toward the main hall.
When he came upon the room, he discovered a crowd of men and women dressed in black, hauling various objects out of the mansion.
Upon attempting a civil approach through merely asking what was happening, one of the thieves attempted to kick Cookie in the boulders, merely coming out of it with a stubbed toe. Cookie then quickly dispatched each and every thief one by one with his Tower of Terror (tm).
The next morning, the police found a number of bodies lying in white puddles that had washed down the street. Many bodies were proclaimed as having died of intense ******** of the story: Don't ******** with Cookie.

I want to see this drawn.

 

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wantcookie

The Awkwardest Turtle

Also: COOKIE SHOULD WRITE ONE.

And so I shall.
For the record, you have yourself and your Sims game to thank for this. xd

The Tale of Cookie and the Forty Thieves

One night, Cookie was participating in his usual escapades of preparing J for the storm to come whilst having sexytime with Ota and torturing Omega (Who says I can't multitask?) when there was an interruption.
A noise came from the downstairs, like the tinkle of broken glass. After much coercion from J and Omega, Cookie finally decided to temporarily postpone the sexings and investigate. He slung his d**k over his shoulder and gingerly walked down the stairs toward the main hall.
When he came upon the room, he discovered a crowd of men and women dressed in black, hauling various objects out of the mansion.
Upon attempting a civil approach through merely asking what was happening, one of the thieves attempted to kick Cookie in the boulders, merely coming out of it with a stubbed toe. Cookie then quickly dispatched each and every thief one by one with his Tower of Terror (tm).
The next morning, the police found a number of bodies lying in white puddles that had washed down the street. Many bodies were proclaimed as having died of intense ******** of the story: Don't ******** with Cookie.

I want to see this drawn.

I'm afraid I haven't the art skills. xd  

[Hobo Scruffy]

Wantcookie

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wantcookie

The Awkwardest Turtle

Also: COOKIE SHOULD WRITE ONE.

And so I shall.
For the record, you have yourself and your Sims game to thank for this. xd

The Tale of Cookie and the Forty Thieves

One night, Cookie was participating in his usual escapades of preparing J for the storm to come whilst having sexytime with Ota and torturing Omega (Who says I can't multitask?) when there was an interruption.
A noise came from the downstairs, like the tinkle of broken glass. After much coercion from J and Omega, Cookie finally decided to temporarily postpone the sexings and investigate. He slung his d**k over his shoulder and gingerly walked down the stairs toward the main hall.
When he came upon the room, he discovered a crowd of men and women dressed in black, hauling various objects out of the mansion.
Upon attempting a civil approach through merely asking what was happening, one of the thieves attempted to kick Cookie in the boulders, merely coming out of it with a stubbed toe. Cookie then quickly dispatched each and every thief one by one with his Tower of Terror (tm).
The next morning, the police found a number of bodies lying in white puddles that had washed down the street. Many bodies were proclaimed as having died of intense ********.
Moral of the story: Don't ******** with Cookie.

I want to see this drawn.

I'm afraid I haven't the art skills. xd

I'm afraid, no one does... sweatdrop  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Totagomi

Hobo Scruffy

Wantcookie

Lady Psycho Sexy

Wantcookie

The Awkwardest Turtle

Also: COOKIE SHOULD WRITE ONE.

And so I shall.
For the record, you have yourself and your Sims game to thank for this. xd

The Tale of Cookie and the Forty Thieves

One night, Cookie was participating in his usual escapades of preparing J for the storm to come whilst having sexytime with Ota and torturing Omega (Who says I can't multitask?) when there was an interruption.
A noise came from the downstairs, like the tinkle of broken glass. After much coercion from J and Omega, Cookie finally decided to temporarily postpone the sexings and investigate. He slung his d**k over his shoulder and gingerly walked down the stairs toward the main hall.
When he came upon the room, he discovered a crowd of men and women dressed in black, hauling various objects out of the mansion.
Upon attempting a civil approach through merely asking what was happening, one of the thieves attempted to kick Cookie in the boulders, merely coming out of it with a stubbed toe. Cookie then quickly dispatched each and every thief one by one with his Tower of Terror (tm).
The next morning, the police found a number of bodies lying in white puddles that had washed down the street. Many bodies were proclaimed as having died of intense ********.
Moral of the story: Don't ******** with Cookie.

I want to see this drawn.

I'm afraid I haven't the art skills. xd

I'm afraid, no one does... sweatdrop

Excuse me, but I happen to be a pretty good artist and FS is absolutely fabulous when it comes to art.

Does that mean you're willing to draw Cookie's p***s? xD  

[dragn99]

Totagomi

Harusame Mizukishi

Totagomi

Excuse me, but I happen to be a pretty good artist and FS is absolutely fabulous when it comes to art.

Does that mean you're willing to draw Cookie's p***s? xD

I'm afraid I'm not proficient in that area of art. sweatdrop
So I couldn't even if I wanted.But no, I don't want to. xP

DO IT  

[Sir Codin]

I ain't mentioned...

I'm crushed. Truly I am.  

[Rad Electropow]

dragn99

Totagomi

Harusame Mizukishi

Totagomi

Excuse me, but I happen to be a pretty good artist and FS is absolutely fabulous when it comes to art.

Does that mean you're willing to draw Cookie's p***s? xD

I'm afraid I'm not proficient in that area of art. sweatdrop
So I couldn't even if I wanted.But no, I don't want to. xP

DO IT

I'd draw it, but it wouldn't live up to Cookies name.