What would the avatar above you say?

[12344321I]

"Everytime a eclipse happens I have a animal orgy."  

[12344321I]

(I spy on men b***h.)

"I AM TARAZAN...GONE BAD."  

[Elleine]

"I tried to get a woman but she K.O.-d me from the ring"  

[12344321I]

(LIES A WOMAN IS NOT STRONGER THAN A MAN - speaking in my character's personality.)

"I tried to sing a song but deaf people booed me off the stage cause their ears hurted."  

[Eumorpha]

"I often think of myself as a pokemon master."  

[Eumorpha]

"There's another toad in my pants."  

[12344321I]

"Derp? DERP! DERP DERP DERP DERP DERPPPPPPPPP!"  

[Elleine]

"Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night" *dances*  

[Eumorpha]

"Wanna second base? The key to Hyrule is in my bra."  

[Taigamma]

"I'm never eating magic mushroom cookies ever again."  

[Eumorpha]

"This is what happens when I do LSD with my friends."  

[Elleine]

"My Little Pony causes mental disfunction and explosive diarrhea, im the proof"