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 Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:26 am
[OMFG I LOVED THEM XD ... the fat kid playing the drums made me crack up xD and omg... a cant even... WOW just saying this is fukking hillarious Cx haha!]
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:31 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:41 am
http://www.edwardcullen.us/kayne-edward-cullen.jpg
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:59 pm
 this is cool naruto do a a fart jutsu and kill every one
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:37 pm
Heres a Joke
A kid walks into his classroom,
The teacher asks him , ''Whats your name ?
''Buttitch .''
''Seriouly tell me your name ''.
''Buttitch . ''
''Tell me your name or your going to the principal's office ! ''
and guess what he said , ''Buttitch . ''
and now hes in the principal's .
He walks in and the principal says , ''Whats your name Sonny ? .''
''Buttitch . ''
''Seriously tell me your name . ''
''Buttitch . ''
''Tell me your name or you get expelied . ''
and guess what happens next
''Buttitch . ''
He gets kicked out ,a police man comes by and says , ''Need a lift home . ''Yeah .'' ''First tell me your name .''.''Buttitch . ''.Seriouly tell me your name . ''.''Buttitch . ''. ''Tell me your name or I shoot you ! '' and guess who went to heaven . ''(I'm gonna do slow mo) B-utt-it-ch .''He got shot .His mom goes to court and the judge says , ''Is there anything you want to say mam . ''My poor poor buttitch . ''Then scratch your butt lady .''.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:48 pm
One time, I had a stalker. He went to my school. Wanna know? He gave me pictures and sent them to me on my computer. Well, one day I decided to play sissy and give in to him online. I juice him up by flattering him and he slips out what street he lives on. Then I say 'I'll be right back.'
I walked to his house and went door to door. I knew his name so I just asked for him. Then I got to his house. His sister answered the door. She called for him, but I stopped her. I said 'No, he's expecting me' and I went inside. I found him on the computer, typing stuff out like 'where are you?' 'are you ok over there?' 'hello?'
I put him in a chokehold and threw him to the floor, punching him in the gut and bashing his head against the floor. I kept yelling 'you're a stalker and I ******** hate you!' also 'Vasectomies are things I sell, but in your case, I'll give you one for free.' Then I grabbed his balls and just kept clenching them. He screamed like a little girl. I kept bashing him in the face and yelling at him. Of course, by now, people figured out 'hey! Something's going on downstairs!' So his parents come into the room and freak out. His dad can't even hold me back. I just have a natural talent for hitting guys in the sack without looking. I stop for a moment while choking him and say:
"Oh, I'm just making sure he'll never stalk me again. Give me a minute." Then his mom freaks out and calls me a lier. So I stand up on him and pull up his inbox on the forum he was stalking me on and I showed her the messages. She couldn't believe it at first but then gave in. His dad had to deal with the injuries and ended up having to get him to a hospital.
Of course, I have to straighten up this ordeal so I take his mother to my house and show her all this stuff he's been sending me, all the notes he gave me, all the stuff he did. So then she tells me that it was understandable how I acted towards her son. In the end, nothing was against me cause I punished her son for stalking me, I earned a b***h along with a hundred dollars for not telling people about the guy, and got to vent some anger out by beating a guy to a pulp!
I'm such a stinker.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:44 pm
hi,im the happy fairy and ive sprinkled happy dust on you,so be happy dangit,this stuff aint cheap. biggrin biggrin blaugh
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:08 am
2 ducks enter a resturant and then order something soon after that their done adn wanna pay for their food and one ducks says put it on my bill xp xp rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:29 am
xXAdd havererXx has to be a good joke,pic,or anything else (porn and stuff like naked fat people dont count) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGywdfO5kek
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:59 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:15 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:02 am
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