Teenagers Against Porn: 100 reasons its evil (trolling time)

[Sir Codin]

Deathgod of Legend

Lord of Armageddon

Deathgod of Legend

That is, if you believe in god.
If you don't your a satanic b*****d, maybe.

Yeah, because Atheists believe in Satan, amirite?
rolleyes

I did say maybe. razz

What's wrong with being a satanist, anyway?

It's just a religion like all the others.  

[DeathlyGreed]

Lord of Armageddon

Deathgod of Legend

Lord of Armageddon

Deathgod of Legend

That is, if you believe in god.
If you don't your a satanic b*****d, maybe.

Yeah, because Atheists believe in Satan, amirite?
rolleyes

I did say maybe. razz

What's wrong with being a satanist, anyway?

It's just a religion like all the others.

Idunno, maybe the cannibalism or wait!Human sacrafices, mutilation.
Oh I don't know.  

[melikefood]

Actually most modern Satanism is mostly about taking the bible and reversing it.

It's like being a Atheist, only you go out of your way to be a d**k to Christians, as opposed to being an Atheist and just being anti religion in general.

Also, you get to celebrate Christmas, Easter, and other Christian holidays. Except now you have more sex.  

[DeathlyGreed]

melikefood

Actually most modern Satanism is mostly about taking the bible and reversing it.

It's like being a Atheist, only you go out of your way to be a d**k to Christians, as opposed to being an Atheist and just being anti religion in general.

Also, you get to celebrate Christmas, Easter, and other Christian holidays. Except now you have more sex.

Yea I honestly don't know anything on the subject.
I just saw cannibalistic satanists on a show/movie.  

[Owwin]

melikefood

Actually most modern Satanism is mostly about taking the bible and reversing it.

It's like being a Atheist, only you go out of your way to be a d**k to Christians, as opposed to being an Atheist and just being anti religion in general.

Also, you get to celebrate Christmas, Easter, and other Christian holidays. Except now you have more sex.

So, it's the same thing.
XD  

[Sir Codin]

And s**t, we went from pornography to religion.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

I will make a vow to look at as much porn as I can because we are all going to die from the giant gas bubble. Clearly. And then 2012. And don't forget Y2K  

[Super Cheesio]

Quote:

78. It just brings fake pleasure that makes it all hurt when it's over.

What the ******** is wrong with this guy's p***s?  

[Thanatoast Crunch]

Super Cheesio

Quote:

78. It just brings fake pleasure that makes it all hurt when it's over.

What the ******** is wrong with this guy's p***s?

I think he means he feels guilty when it's over. xd  

[MaverickDrifter]

Nah it's his d**k  

[Super Cheesio]

Bloomtail

Super Cheesio

Quote:

78. It just brings fake pleasure that makes it all hurt when it's over.

What the ******** is wrong with this guy's p***s?

I think he means he feels guilty when it's over. xd

But... How does an orgasm hurt? And how is the pleasure fake? Has this guy even masturbated before?  

[Waynebrizzle]

HE FEELS BAD BECAUSE HE DID NOT IMPREGNATE A WOMAN  

[Orphie]

I'm sure they would feel better if they just raped some chicks, right?  

[Zylo Allouette]

Orphie

I'm sure they would feel better if they just raped some chicks, right?

Rape is neither about sex nor porn.
Answer: no.  

[Orphie]

Zylo Allouette

Orphie

I'm sure they would feel better if they just raped some chicks, right?

Rape is neither about sex nor porn.
Answer: no.

no, that would be great, it would tie in well. i'm sure there's rape porn

they wouldn't feel guilty about that

right?

...right?