The Throne

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I'm calling my brother to come RAEP you for that!!! xD
Dakota runs away for fear of being seriously wounded by Damien's HUGE p***s. pirate  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

*Goes on his cell phone and makes a call... minutes later Empire furnishing comes in and re-panels the floor while A.A.A. replaces the throne with a brand new one* Ahh.. it's got that fresh Limestone and Ivory smell... nice it has a cushion i nthe seat this time. *Sits back on the throne*  

[The Furry Poet]

*returns with a chastity belt on*
No fair...
*throws a tear gas grenade at Kage while putting on a gas mask*
Mine now
Kage fals out of the throne and i sit down  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Serpentine, Serpentine! *Kage runs out of the smoke and throws a Frisbee knocking Dakota in the head while clearing the gas before sitting down in the throne.*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*resumes her place on Kage's lap* Can you tell I liek it here? razz  

[The Furry Poet]

*i throw a steak at Kage and his primal instincts tell him MEAT=Food and he runs after the steak cus he is starving so i sit down* MINE  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*climbs on Dakota's lap and stares at him with huge glittery puppydog eyes until he gets weirded out and leaves* "Mein thron!"  

[The Furry Poet]

*brings in a hyena*
Its yours if you leave
*Celtic takes the hyena and leves*
Tis mine again  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Celtic and her pet hyena (whic is a male, by the way) come back and start mating in front of Dakota, which makes him have to vomit, so he leaves. Once he is gone, she reveals to the hidden audience that it was, in fact, only pretend mating, so you all don't have to vomit too. xP  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

*finishes devouring his steak behind the throne... his eyes un-dilating going back to normal and he sits back in the thone.*

Yeah I can tell... hey why is Dakota vomiting, last thing I remember was steak.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

"You don't wanna know." *sends the other hyena away and lays down at Kage's feet, purring*  

[The Furry Poet]

*returns after cleaning himself up*
I should just give up....
*leaves the sneaks in from the back and pushes the trhone over and sits on it sideways*
MINE  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Ooof! *Falls over beside Celtic and cries out* My glasses!!  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*Hands Kage his glasses then bites off Dakota's leg and puts him in the corner. Picks up throne and sits on it herself*
"Dies ist mein Ort Wohnort!" pirate