I did this to you

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I give you biker gloves and my ABC gum  

[The Furry Poet]

I dropped a hot iron on your face....  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Kage-Taisen Twilight

I give you biker gloves and my ABC gum

ABC gum, Yaayyy! whee (lol, jk)

To person above me: I set you up a dentist appointment. razz  

[The Furry Poet]

maybe they will take off my braces....
I accidentally glued you to the ceiling...  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

While on the ceiling, I suddenly had to pee, and since you were under me you got wet...  

[The Furry Poet]

EWWWWW
i glued a monkey on to you...on Purpose  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I revealed to you that the person you glued to the ceiling was actually my clone, not me, and then I put your shoes into the oven.  

[The Furry Poet]

i replaced your shampoo with fruit by the foot  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I switched bodies with you, so you would know what it feels like to have cranky female hormones.  

[The Furry Poet]

i am cranky now...
i leave you in my body so you know what its like to be an overweight fifteen year old boy stuck in china for a couple hours  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I give you a tractor tire.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I lick you. (in my own body, not Dakota's)  

[Lazurkri]

I enter the room, wonder what the hell is going on, then notice Celtic is suddenly a Covenant Elite. I sneak up behind him, knock him to the ground, then use his head as a trampoline.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

whee I hump Laz's leg with my pseudopenis.  

[Saga Shadow]

I send Celtic a rediculous amount of messages, all saying hello.