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purplerosesbeauty rolled 1 100-sided dice: 27 Total: 27 (1-100)

purplerosesbeauty

Springtime Spirit

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:18 am
Acteon waved off their buddies and went into the trenches again. If they had any doubts the military wasn't for them, these sort of events secured it in their mind. As their breaks failed, Ace slammed into a solid wall, the snow doing nothing to cushion their crash. They didn't even manage to grab the "documents" or whatever they were supposed to do here, but at least the plushie was okay.

They shrugged and went on.
 
tenaciousgadabout rolled 1 100-sided dice: 58 Total: 58 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:51 am
Buffel Obille:
Today's Points:
Total Points: 15


Buffel trudged over to the booth, smile beaming as he realized who was manning it.

”Sarcel! Nahori! Long time, no see!”

He wasn't sure what the proper greeting would be for them. Was a hug not formal enough while they were working? Was a handshake too formal for friends? He decided the best way would be to give their booth a go so he could gauge how formal they needed to be.

”I was hopin' to try out yer booth if I could, maybe we can catch up a bit after? Iff'n yer not too busy er anything!”

Melancholies
Hey there

saedusk
space pals!


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It's smooth sailing until you notice a good chunk of the track ahead of you is missing. It's been damaged by the enemy (or maybe never been built at all). It's rough, but you manage to pull it out of your a** somehow. That is, until an "Unmanned" ""Tank"" (see: snowmobile) charges straight into you. Well whatever, you were near the end anyway. When you make it to Sergeant Hamham, he's got the stolen documents in paw.


The gunslinger kept his eyes peeled as best he could, following the track as best as he could. The snow was hard to parse through, but he'd been tracking things with tougher signs since he was grub. The sled weaved left and right, following the trail to the finish line. Suddenly however, their was no track to follow. He'd be worried that he'd just lost his eye on it if not for it's very visible abrupt end.

”Welp, guess I'm gonna have to use my own judgment here. Not like that's ever failed me before.”

Buffel was on the lookout for any sign of his critter pal. That little varmint would be the best sign that he'd made it to the end.

So enthralled was he in his search that he hadn't noticed the snowmobile driving itself toward him menacingly until it was practically upon him. He turned at the sound to find it practically on top of his sled. Bracing his arms around his face for the inevitable impact, he leapt off and out of it's path with a yell,

”What the-!?”

before crashing into the ground below. Picking himself up, he saw he was close to the finish line anyhow. He brushed himself off a bit as he made his way to the Sergeant. He gave courteous salute before taking the documents in his metal grasp.

”The road was quite treacherous to receive these, Sergeant. Take care ya don't find yerself in the path of any unmanned tanks, y'hear?”

With a soft pat upon the head, he left his messenger to go find where his friends could be. Hopefully they had some time to kill!  

tenaciousgadabout

Hobo Pixi rolled 1 100-sided dice: 65 Total: 65 (1-100)

Hobo Pixi

Divine Demigod

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:39 am
Trevel Caleft
Today's Points: 15
Total Points: 30


Trevel smirked, ready for this challenge. Getting set up on the track, the high blood began his journey down the slide. Hell yeah! He was having a blast as he slide down the track flawlessly.. At least until the track vanished and he was free balling it! Oh s**t, oh s**t! He squeezed his eyes shut as he soared through the air and somehow landed back on the track. Opening his eyes, he looked around to see he was set on track again and laughed. His laughter was cut short when he noticed the tank of the enemy coming at him! Crap! Crap! Crap! He looked to the Sergent to realize he'd make it to them before the tank could even catch him! Phew!

Once he made it to the bottom, he accepted the papers from the Sergent and took a moment to breathe.
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:59 pm
    Sarcel offered Buffel an informal, two fingered salute. "Salutations, Obille." She remembered the yellowblood very fondly from their space expeditions. "By all means. Show us what you can do." She spoke amiably, but firmly at the same time. Her tone issued a challenge.

    Unfortunately with as much traffic as their booth had been getting, Sarcel had only been allotting herself short breaks here and there. It wasn't really too much work, though--just a lot of supervision (for the most part, as the course had been totaled twice now).

    Still, she accepted the papers and put them with the rest... of... the papers. There were many papers. She hoped the stock of Hamhams at the end of the course wasn't running low. Actually, her hair was a bit more dusted with snow than when Buffel set off. Perhaps the unmanned tanks were simply operated by an invisible force? Hmm...

    "Duly noted." She offered a tired, but sincere smile. It was then that Sarcel realized she was terrible at small talk, "What... did you want to speak about earlier?" She supposed she could take a break right now.

saedusk
nahori join in when u can

tenaciousgadabout
we can also move to prp if we want!
 

Melancholies

Springtime Teenager

KitsuneAura rolled 1 100-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-100)


KitsuneAura


Magical Detective

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:14 pm
Quote:
Lorata Points: 30

Your sled just doesn't move at all. There's no give to it--seems like the break is forced down? No? There's no break even equipped on it? What the heck did you do to it? You could walk, but there's no way you'll make it in time. If that wasn't bad enough, the enemy reinforcements have arrived and are hammering down on you! That is to say, Sarcel is standing a few feet away looking unimpressed as she lobs snowballs at you. Nahori is there too, but she looks marginally more bad about it, like she's pitying your misfortune.


Lorata had thought this would be a better day than the last two. No crawling through trenches, no flying through trees. There'd still be a ridiculous amount of speed on a questionable track, but she liked going fast and the ground was much preferable to the air and she was sure she had this one. She was absolutely sure of it, up until the moment she got her sled and it just...didn't move. At all. One moment of confusion stretched into two as it continued to not move despite her best efforts. No amount of wiggling or nudging made any difference at all!

Had it gotten frozen to the ground somehow? Had someone broken it before she came along and forgotten to tell Sarce to fix it? Had the sled- Before she could muster up another wild theory to make sense of the situation, she was struck with an epiphany so startling that it knocked her clean off of the sled. Or, no. Correction: It had been a snowball that had knocked her off of the sled. The epiphany that had come along with it, the two words that resounded throughout her mind as she shoved herself up out of the snow, were 'sabotage' and 'ambush'.

Ducking a second snowball, the seadweller let out a huff of air with a hiss. She tracked the attack back to Sarcel and Nahori, eyes narrowing as she took in their expressions and registered that they weren't stopping. It was bad enough that Sarcel had done this to her, but the pitying look Nahori was leveling at her...How dare they! Very deliberately, glare never wavering, she reached up to pull her goggles down over her eyes. If Sarcel wanted to play war, they'd play war.

Lorata reached out to scoop up snow, packing it as quickly as she could, and then surged to her feet with a shrill war cry to throw it as hard as she could at Sarcel's face.

Melancholies
saedusk
 
Taki-di rolled 1 100-sided dice: 41 Total: 41 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:16 pm
Tsarzi Ameroc
Daily Results: 26-50 = average passed (10 points)
Total Points: 35+10=45

The first night had been more based on physical skill, but these other nights seemed to be testing trolls on equipment handling as an extra dimension. How well a troll could pick up a practice of something they've never done before.

An expectation to use faulty equipment well when such a base feature like brakes was compromised was not going to produce positive results, if that's what the military officers running the booth thought. If this was some kind of misguided test of skill, Tsarzi wouldn't be surprised, but she wasn't really impressed.

She wasn't much impressed with the crash either. She'd caught herself pretty well, given circumstances, rolling upright almost immediately and coated in snow, but her shoulder had still taken a jarring hit on impact.
 

Taki-di

Doutei rolled 1 100-sided dice: 46 Total: 46 (1-100)

Doutei

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:40 pm
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You see a sharp turn ahead and smartly start applying the breaks to make it around safely. Unfortunately, they don't seem to work and you're going way too fast to do anything about it. Are all the sleds set up this way? You speed straight off the slide at the turn. If that wasn't bad enough, it seems as though the thickness of the snow is an illusion, because it's nothing but solid concrete three inches down. By the time you make it to Sergeant Hamham, the documents have been stolen back by the enemy, but he's relatively uninjured due to his immense tenacity and prowess in the field of combat.

Total points: 10

"This time for real!" Scorpa had suffered some truly embarassing failures at this booth. She hated that she'd shown such a bad performance in front of Sarce! Determined to actually play the game tonight, the yellowblood made no moves to up the difficulty of the challenge this time. She simply sat on the sled and pushed off. It was a little difficult to steer and soon she careened off the course with an angry shout. Frustrated at her failure, she returned to the booth to watch Flydra's run just in time to see Lorata lose her temper and start throwing snowballs. Quickly she scooped up some snow and started packing one herself.

Lorata was going to need back up, after all.

"Hrahhhh!" Scorpa roared as she threw her snowball into the fight. Joining in, she launched straight into battle with glee.
 
Yamashii rolled 1 100-sided dice: 24 Total: 24 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:33 pm
Quote:
today's points: 5
overall points: 20 points


Tonight there wouldn't be any failures. That was what Flydra told herself as the sirens descended upon the booth again. Lorata proved her wrong in a matter of seconds, of course, and the tealblood watched in shock. They were military lieutenants... weren't they? Why the hell were they having so many problems with this stuff?

"Lorata... oh no..." Sarcel probably thought they were complete morons by now. She bit her lip feeling sorry for herself briefly before shaking her head. Stay focused, Dromen, the fight wasn't over yet.

"Good job, Scorpa!" Flydra called out to the yellowblood as her moirail dashed off to give the game a try. She did pretty well, or at least, didn't wipe out which was kind of a low bar but whatever. The tealblood clapped and cheered quietly until it was her turn to go next.

"I won't give up!" She mustered up her courage and launched down the track with her head held high and a fist punched forward in determination.

Flydra didn't even make it thirty seconds before a rock on the track sent her flying straight into a snowbank, legs sticking out of the large pile comically.

"Hnrgghghghhh!" Whatever she was screaming in there, it was probably a good thing it was too muffled to make out...

KitsuneAura


Doutei
 

Yamashii

screamingshark rolled 1 100-sided dice: 35 Total: 35 (1-100)

screamingshark

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:43 pm
Quote:
You see a sharp turn ahead and smartly start applying the breaks to make it around safely. Unfortunately, they don't seem to work and you're going way too fast to do anything about it. Are all the sleds set up this way? You speed straight off the slide at the turn. If that wasn't bad enough, it seems as though the thickness of the snow is an illusion, because it's nothing but solid concrete three inches down. By the time you make it to Sergeant Hamham, the documents have been stolen back by the enemy, but he's relatively uninjured due to his immense tenacity and prowess in the field of combat.


Alright, sleds! Knetic has at least some experience with sleds so this shouldn't be too bad a venture. Sliding down the way he spies the sharp curve and gets ready to break, taking sharp turns at a leisurely pace just seems smart you know?

Wait...why isn't it slowing down?? Oh dear. Knetic tenses as the sled continues to pick up speed. A shrill shriek rips out of his throat as he drives straight into the snow bank, a loud thud cutting off the shriek as he's pancaked into some thick concrete. Ouch...that's gonna leave a mark.

Once he gains his sense of movement, he gingerly makes his way back toward General Hamham and groans when he realizes just how big this failure was. This booth is so brutal...

Today's score: 10 pts
Total Score: 20 pts  
DraconicFeline rolled 1 100-sided dice: 92 Total: 92 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:58 pm
Psykgi Mentha

Was this getting crazier or was this just her imagination? First a Zipline, and now a slide?

Okay, okay, she could do that.

[As dangerous as the alpine slide seems, your trip down is totally uneventful and actually a ton of fun. What a blast! It's almost like there's no carnage to be had today! Sergeant Hamham is waiting with the stolen documents to go home with you when you make it to the end. His admiration for you borders on unadulterated affection.]

She stood back a bit to let the Sirens take their turn... and fail. Psykgi might have found it funny... actually, it was very funny, failure generally was, but she also felt kind of sorry for them -- especially for Lorata. For a competent seadweller, failure had to be extra difficult to take.

Psykgi actually contemplated going over to Flydra too, maybe helping her up, but considering the mood the woman was in, there was a high likelihood of getting her blood "sampled". Best to wait a while.

Psykgi tried out the course... and immediately wished she'd been able to sign up for bobsledding because it was a huge blast. controlling the thing was difficult, but she could manage it... and she "rescued" the plushie and his documents in a dramatic sled chase, snow pelting around her.

Glob, that was too fun, Now to see if anyone needed assistance of some sort.  

DraconicFeline

Hilarious Genius

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Melancholies

Springtime Teenager

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:06 pm
    Sarcel didn't look pitying, blessedly, but she did feel bad inwardly as she hit Lorata with a snowball. And then another. No hard feelings, Gorgos, but she had to give everyone the same treatment or it wasn't fair. She debated looking around the other stalls for some apology hot-cocoa to give her afterwards, but then Lorata retaliated.

    It stung. The snow was tightly packed and cold and it made her eye water a little bit. So that's how it was!

    "Defector!" Sarcel dove behind an idle snowmobile for cover as she packed a snowball. Peeking up, she lobbed it back in the seadweller's direction as she readied another, catching a glimpse of Scorpa, "You too?!"

    Bizarrely, she wondered for a second if this was playing. They were playing, right? She could tell Lorata was steamed, but this was play, right? It would be bad taste to not take this totally seriously? "Stand down, Lieutenants! It doesn't have to end this way!" She held up another snowball as a warning. She would continue to shoot.

KitsuneAuraa

Doutei
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:21 pm
After freeing herself from the mound of snow, Flydra turned around to see her sirens engaged in active combat with Sarcel. The advantage was of course the blueblood's, she knew the track and the course better than the rest of them. They needed to even the tables somehow and she had just the idea! Grabbing the discarded sled, she hefted it up and used it as a shield to protect the three of them by hiding behind it.

"Forward marchhhhh!" Throwing snowballs had proven ineffective. If they could get close enough to Sarcel (or Nahori) they could overwhelm them in a proper wrestling match in the snow! They had more numbers after all!

"Yaaaaahhh!" The sirens sounded loudly and drew closer...
 

Yamashii

Melancholies generated a random number between 1 and 14 ... 13!

Melancholies

Springtime Teenager

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:44 pm
    HELLO AND THANK YOU PLEASE WAIT FOR ROLLOVER BEFORE YOU CONTINUE POSTING!


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for the seadweller who started a revolution


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:50 pm
Also, because I've been forgetting to include these in posts

Every day you complete gets you another shiny dogtag! Everyone starts with one and gains one with every day that they participate in i.e you get the first one for completing day one, the second for day two, etc...

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Please keep track accordingly!

And with that...

WE'RE OPEN FOR DAY 4  

Melancholies

Springtime Teenager


tenaciousgadabout

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:55 pm
Buffel handed off the letter to Sarcel, who took them and put them away for what he assumed was special safe-keeping of the top-secret documents. He was happy to get to see the two of them again. He matched the salute she'd given him previously, and gave a nod of acknowledgement (and a quick wink out of Sarcel's vision as he lowered his head) to Nahori.

”I wanna catch up with y'all, I haven't seen hide nor hair o' ya in a while!”

He had missed getting to see the two of them since the space exploration missions had ended. They were some fast friends made when he'd pushed himself away from everyone else, and he respected Sarcel as a military officer much more than he respected the military itself somehow. They were good teammates, which reminded him of an unfortunately familiar face he'd noticed amidst the snow flurries.

”I noticed Deimos was also around here. He or any of our other less than pleasant former teammates causin' trouble fer either of you lately?”

Melancholies
Howdy pals

saedusk
Fancy seein' you here!
 
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