OLD Caption Contests

[Skylar St Claire]

Kevin: "Damn it Jim! I told you not to grab the peanuts from the concession stand!"

Jim:" I know, but I'm hungry! Damn yo, can't a guy thats running from all kinds of zombie s**t get his grub on?!"

Kevin: "I guess...but why did you try and feed the elephant some?! theres a ******** Sign that says to not feed the animals!"

Jim: "It looked hungry..."

Kevin:"The things a zombie,It would look hungry! ********, here it comes!"

Elephant catches up to them and knocks Jim down, his peanuts spill out from his pocket onto the floor.

Jim: "Ho s**t! My Nutts!! " getting back up.

Elephant then Bitchwhips Jim in the back of his head Knocking him down.

Kevin:" I'm getting the Hell out of here, later!" Runs

Jim:" Oh real funny Kevin! ..******** why the hell am I doing this? I'm the token black guy here and you know what happens when you mix that with some horror s**t. Yeah,the Black guy always gets killed fir-" Elephant sits on Jim still eating his nuts.

Mark entering from the north concorse.

Mark: "Oh Damn man! Well,Least it was Jim and not me...Hey Kevin!"

Kevin: "Yeah?"

Mark: "Wanna Peanut?"

Kevin: stare "..."  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Jim: "I knew we shouldn't have taken a trip to the zoo!"
Kevin: "It was supposed to be a beautiful, rare animal!"
Jim: "That's why I like my beautiful animals medium rare!"  

[Kagura Nakamura]

Kevin: Who decided that it was a good thing to her the Burrito Supreme?!
Jim: Oh, god! She's going to blow!  

[Toa47]

wladimir619

NEW PITURE!

the sign reads dont feed the animals, and look what you did to him.  

[Gen_Acid]

We ever gonna get a decision on this?  

[Canas Renvall]

Kevin: Dammit! Jim, you didn't have to put it to shame!!

Jim: Just proving that humans can have long trunks, too...  

[Sirus5829]

"Help Dumbo's gone mad!"  

[Skylar St Claire]

Gen_Acid

We ever gonna get a decision on this?

If he doesnt rate this picture by Monday, I'll take over until he returns and start off with a fresh picture.  

[Gen_Acid]

Thank you Kennedy. Your making a legendary thread more legendary.  

[Ivory Lie]

but that means that you wont be able to do anymore funny captions kennedy crying  

[Skylar St Claire]

Right, I'm not going to rate the last one since I took part in it, so lets (re)start by taking a stab at this gem.

 

[Canas Renvall]

Claire: Right, so... you're telling me that you're cooler than me?
Steve: Um... duh. I'm 17. You're like... 19, ya old hag. Only cool guys can wear these sexy choker chains.
Claire: Aw, man! ...Wait. Don't women wear those? I swear, I have one in my dorm room somewhere...
Steve: Erm.. uh... *goes silent*  

[The Anesthesia]

Claire: Steve do you ever get the feeling that the world would be better off without you?
Steve: ...um...nah, I am alive for a reason...do you feel that way?
Claire: Every single time I look at you.
Steve:...That was mean.  

[XINVADER]

Steve: "Oh Claire!"
Claire: *wakes up*
Steve: "Oh s**t!"
Claire: "Why do you have your hand on your crotch?"
Steve: "Um... OMG!!! A zombie!!"
Claire: "Where?!"
Steve: *runs away*  

[Ivory Lie]

claire: -wispers- damn hes small
steve:you say something
claire:i said youre cool
steve...oh cool
claire:-wispers- idiot