the corupt wish game

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Granted
but now you have aids

I wish I have 10 billion dollars  

[halfmike]

granted, but one of your golddiggers accidently throws a knife in your heart killing you on contact.

i wish i could fly  

[Jamie Of Spades]

halfmike

granted, but one of your golddiggers accidently throws a knife in your heart killing you on contact.

i wish i could fly

granted but it always rains so u gotta stay home anyway
i wish i had a pet sloth!  

[alogre]

granted but he craps on your computer and wont wear a diaper


i wish i would make so damned money in this heartless game ....  

[Rellik San]

Granted but it take sover your life and you do nothing but.

I wish the moon hits your eye, like-a big pizza pie, thats a'more.  

[Frizzzz]

Granted, but it turns into a vegitarian perfect size pizza and misses and goes into my mouth where I enjoy it.

I wish I didn't get worried about everything so much and don't feel I can't say something untrue that if true is really bad for someone (health wise or in there life ect.)that it would happen and have to say the same things to myself repeately...

 

[halfmike]

granted however you start being careless and pet a wild tiger saying , "quit worrying, whats the worst that would happen?"

i wish you would stop using double negatives  

[moonlight_horror]

granted but then u got confused

i wish i was in australia  

[tear drop angel]

granted but u die

i wish i was skinny  

[moonlight_horror]

u were u so skinny u died

i wish my homework was done  

[halfmike]

granted
but a bully realized you finished your homework so he graciously asked you to finiush his work too.

i wish i could write lyrics better than john nolan  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but they still suck compared to Bruce Dickinson, lemy, Takeshi Ueda, Dexter Holland, Poe, Moby and anyone else I can think of.

I wish I was a real boy. XD  

[halfmike]

granted
but they messed up making your d**k and its all shriveled up

i wish i could get rid of my headache and cold  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but you get stage 3 syphillus instead.

I wish I had a wish with no negative effects at all, ever, full stop.  

[halfmike]

granted but upon making that wish, you get kicked in the balls

i wish i had a cool pair of sunglasses