Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[xoCrow]

Granted, except you took the wrong exam so it didn't count.


I wish I could go to Starbucks and have some coffee right now.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but you get food poisining and die.
I wish Cat'd get my an Angelic Scarf for my B-day.  

[[Pink Lady]]

Granted, he might quit gaia before ur b-day
i wish my mom'd get me a puppy  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but you go off to summer camp and when you come back you findout your parents forgot to feed it.
I wish someone would donate 100k to me...  

[tamcharles]

Granted!

But as collateral, you had to put up a Jan04 Letter. xd

I wish this deflation would stop, I've lost +300k in total already due to value decline.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the whole thing inflates so much that gold becomes practically worthless and everyone starts trading in sth else.. waa that one went kinda wrong..

I wish to become a successful exchange whizz (like Charles, lol btw I think we should call you Charlie blaugh ) 3nodding  

[xoCrow]

Granted, but now you forgot about all other things.


I wish I could have a ducky.  

[tamcharles]

Granted, but the ducky gets greedy and vends off all your items. razz

I wish people would call me Charlie. 3nodding

@Niphredil Ithilmir: Thanks, but I hardly think I'm an exchange whizz. Compared to some of the other people on Gaia, I'm just a little Pebbo among Diamondbacks. sweatdrop  

[xoCrow]

Granted, now whenever someone spots you the only thing they say is "Charlie"


I wish I could buy donation items for cheaper.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but you get so much donation items n00bs starts so beg you 24/7.
I wish people would ask for avvie art 1 at a time.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then orders come once a year.

I wish for a cloud to be named after me.

@Charlie - It depresses me to see people running round giving away 04 letters and the such..

@ Everyone - I feel awkward with my full name, Niph will do..  

[xoCrow]

Granted, but it was just an imaginary cloud so no one knew nothing about it.


I wish I could pwn everyone in breakdancing. cool  

[Mysterika]

Granted, but your stupdity level is the lowest in the Universe. Your a** got kicked when you took an apitude test against a 4year old.

I wish that I had a Domo-Kun Plushie.  

[[Pink Lady]]

granted!! it might eat u
i wish that someone would gimme the fuzzy penguin slippers heart  

[t0shi0]

Charlie xD That's such a kiddie name!.... no offense.
Granted, but they lie and report you for hacking them and you get banned.
I wish the whole world would fear me.