funniest joke arena *Finally open*

[darkbunny18]

These are My jokes:

1. Your mama is sooo ugly that she was banned from an ugly contest.
The judge told her:

"Sorry, but professionals aren't allowed."

2. There is a blond driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmers house and says "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" Farmer says ok. She quickly counts them and says "91!" The farmer looks around puzzeledly and says "Ok. Take one." When the Blond is walking back to her car the farmer asks "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"

rofl lol sweatdrop whee surprised rofl 4laugh  

[eumir_me]

what movie was Oprah in?

Phantom of the Oprah.  

[gayapunk]

i want to enter but y do i need to trade u nothing? anyways, heres the joke

a bernet, someone with black hair, and a blondie were stranded on an island. they each got 1 wish. The bernet and the black-haired woman wished that they were home
the blonde person was feeling lonely, so she wished that her 2 closest friends were with her
then the bernet and the black-haired woman came back

domokun blaugh dramallama rofl burning_eyes  

[gayapunk]

here is another joke

there were 3 little kids playing in the backyard

the first one goes up to her mom and asks, "mom why did u name me rose?"
the mom answers, "because when u were born, a rose fell on ure head."

the second kid goes up to her mom and asks, "mom, why did u name me Jack?"
the mom answered, "becaue when u were born, a jack of spades fell on your head."

the third kid goes p to his mom and sais, "drrrrr oughh mmmm."
the mom shouts, "SHUT UP REFRIGERATOR!"


P.S.
i dont know if my jokes had been said alredy, i did not go look them up and check  

[Moossiah]

im sexy  

[TheChaotic1]

i have a joke too:

a lady is visiting a docter, and the docter says "maam i have good news and bad news" the lady asks "whats the bad news?" the docter says "you have 24 hours to live" the lady begins crying and asks "whats the good news?" the doc then says "you 3 months pregnant, wait..."  

[holy_ninja_sushi]

ohh ohh your mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles fell out  

[M a l l o w o l f]

Ok this is about an Alien

there is an alien that went to earth, and he didn't know how to speak English. So the alien is at shcool and he hear a boy say "Yes! Yes!" Because he got an A on his test.
Then, The Alien goes to his friend's house, and his friend's dad was going to drive the car. His Friend says "shotgun! shotgun!
After that, the Alien was passing by a Church, and the People Sang "hallalooya! hallalooya!"
Finally, the Alien was in the middle of a crime sene, and the police said "did you kill this man?!" The Alien said "Yes! Yes!" "What did you kill him with?!" "shotgun! shotgun!" "You're going to jail!" "Hallalooya! Hallalooya!

Is it funny??  

[iori17-]

this is my joke:
-a rich person waves the fan
with courtesy...& poise
-a middle class person waves
the fan along with his hand...
-a poor person waves his fan
strongly...
-a dumb person waves his fan...
...
...
...
...
...using his head... rofl  

[Roboplaya]

there is a white guy a black guy standing on a skyscraper the wite guy jumps off and says 4 america the black guy jumps and says for africa then the mexican jumps off and says 4 my chanclas(sandals)lol.  

[Roboplaya]

alright a fat laddy goes into ocean waters and all theres music and the whales jump out and say we are family even though ur fatter than me.  

[DrOxyCotton]

Reson

what do ya call 10000 black guys buried up to their foreheads?....AFROTURF

a guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a horse. the bartender says that the horse hasnt laughed or cried in 200 years. "ill give you 3000 dollars if you can make the horse laugh" the bartender says. the guy takes the horse outside and when he comes in the horse is ROTFL. the bartender says "ill give you another 3000 dollars if you can make him cry" the man goes out and the horse comes back in bawling. the bartender says "before i give you your money tell me what you did". the man says "to make him laugh i went out and told him my d**k was bigger than his. to make him cry i went out there and PROVED IT."


wadda ya call americans workin on a car? mechanics
wadda ya call black guys working on a car? slavery
wadda ya call mexicans IN a car? GRAND THEFT AUTO

feed me
Get your own here

not to funny thats racist jokes

 

[DrOxyCotton]

feed me
Get your own here

Doc: I have good news and bad news
Woman: gimmie the good news
Doc: your not pregnant your over weight
Woman: *cries* whats the *sniff* good news
Doc: I'm into fat chicks

 

[DrOxyCotton]

feed me
Get your own here

What does a unicorn and a Sober Brittany Spears have in common

There DANGEROUS...

 

[Azwihangwisi]

heres a joke

a lawyer and a doctor are going down a highway and accidentaly hit each other the doctor gets out and starts stumbling around and the lawyer says

Lawyer:hey are you alright have a drink

so he pulls out a flask and the doctor takes a swig

Doctor: hey arent you going to have some?

Lawyer: yah after the cops come blaugh domokun domokun