+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[yalie5]

I'd tell the world cause i don't have a wee wee and i don't care what they think they can do to me. I shall tell the world and turn it upside down and inside out!! blaugh  

[Flammable Bait]

ANTOHER PERSON WHO WAS ENFEEBLED BY THIER OWN STUPIDITY TO NOT! WRITE A QUESTION. I WILL DO IT FOR THEM

What if, you had a nuclear wepon at your disposal but allied troops are mobilising thier troops via air into your laucher and shall arrive in 2hours, You onlly have 200terrorists up against 20k fully armed and bullet vested elites from across the coutry: your nuke needs another 6hours till it can lauch.
Realistic replies please?  

[Minielf]

Gods, that's a toughie. Maybe if my terrorists had a couple of thousand tons of C4 charges then I would arm each one with as much C4 charges as he could carry then send him to secretely enter the middle of the allied soldiers' camp. Then he blows himself up, hopefully taking down hundreds of soldiers with him. I'd set up the charges so that if the soldiers shoot at the terrorist before he blow himself up, the charges will still go off.

I'd keep on doing this until my supply of terrorists runs out, hopefully stalling the allied soldiers for 4 hours, and then I'd launch the nuke and obliteratre them all!.


What if you were a contestant on the "Who wants to be a Billianaire?" game show, and you're down to the last question, with no lifelines, and faced with the hardest question in the entire world. You're last safe point is 1 million, and you've already won 500 million.  

[Flammable Bait]

Minielf

Gods, that's a toughie. Maybe if my terrorists had a couple of thousand tons of C4 charges then I would arm each one with as much C4 charges as he could carry then send him to secretely enter the middle of the allied soldiers' camp. Then he blows himself up, hopefully taking down hundreds of soldiers with him. I'd set up the charges so that if the soldiers shoot at the terrorist before he blow himself up, the charges will still go off.

I'd keep on doing this until my supply of terrorists runs out, hopefully stalling the allied soldiers for 4 hours, and then I'd launch the nuke and obliteratre them all!.


What if you were a contestant on the "Who wants to be a Billianaire?" game show, and you're down to the last question, with no lifelines, and faced with the hardest question in the entire world. You're last safe point is 1 million, and you've already won 500 million.

Id say 'go ******** yourself' and take the money.
as for that other question i asked u, if you had that much C4 charges get troops to play dead and as troops cross over them kaboom!!

What if your a very very saaaad panda  

[Haromi]

I'd go to China to look for a mate. wink


What if computers started eating people?  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

I'd be digested by now..

What if you found out that you were Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?  

[Teh Vampy]

I'd be meeting the tin man. surprised

What if...you won the lottery?

 

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

I'd donate a lot, buy some stuff, invest some... until they find out it was a mistake and I hadn't won >.<

What if.. someone hacked your gaian account?  

[xoCrow]

I'll chase and stab them. But be very sad and not go on Gaia for a very long time.


What if my new haircut scared people? O.O;  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

I'd be.. scared? *runs away in trademark crazy circles

What if.. t0shi0 started going off chainsaws?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Euh... what's chainsaws?

What if a psychiastrist lock you up?  

[t0shi0]

I would escape by choppin off his head, again.
What if the guy/girl of your dreams kissed you and you turned into a frog?
EDIT: This is a chainsaw.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

I'd stick out my tongue at them and turn them into a fly. And then eat them. Yeh.

What if you were asked to kill someone innocent to save yourself?

By the way, I'm sure that's not a v grammatically correct sentence..  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Maybe I would...

Would you read a good book the whole day without stoping?  

[wiim]

@Sasa: "What if..." not "would you..."


What if the only way to attain eternal youth was to eat 400 000 snails?