FUN QUIZ with Prizes!

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569. Have you ever had fights in the grocery store using chip bags, loaves of bread, etc? No  

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570. Do you like to randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles in stores? No  

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571. Do you like to go into 24-hour stores at 2 AM and buy really strange combinations of things just to see the reaction of the clerk (e.g. razor blades, condoms and light bulbs)? Yes  

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572. Have you ever visited a national park and asked the rangers where you could apply for a unicorn-hunting license? Not yet  

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573. Have you ever pulled the "squeeze me" and "touch me" stickers off all the dog toys at Wal-Mart and stuck them on to various body parts? Yes  

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574. Have you ever asked a video clerk if they carried Amish porn ("Oh heavens! She's showing her ankles!")? Not yet  

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575. Have you ever hid in clothing racks and whispered "PICK ME!" when people are browsing? Yes  

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576. Have you ever asked a clothing store employee if they have a particular item in "extra medium"? No  

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577. In public places do you like to randomly look into your purse/backpack/pocket and say into it, "You all right in there?" Not lately  

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578. Are you totally unable to ever resist the urge to wave at security cameras? No  

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579. Are you totally unable to ever resist the urge to run up the "down" escalators? No  

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580. When in electronics stores, do you like to put large, flat cookies in the CD players? No  

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581. Have you ever gone to a baseball game and spent the entire time assigning nicknames to the players based on physical features or things they resembled (e.g. Saggy-butt Man, Woodchuck Man, etc.)? Yes  

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582. Have you ever claimed to be invisible, picked things up and said, "Woo, this is floating around by itself!"? Yes  

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583. Have you ever stolen a "shoplifters will be prosecuted" sign? No