Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Mr. Kennedy]

Maybe to make himself more friendly to Ashley? Eh? Eh?

*Leon enters her prison cell*
Ashley: "Go awa- OMG, who did your hair? ^_^"  

[Ivory Lie]

Biohazard EXTREME

It is originally from Silence of the Lambs. But it works, lol. And you forgot the whole, "F-f-f-f-f-f-f." Well, you know the noise they made.

But while we're at it...

Leon and Luis watch Ada and Krauser from afar.
Luis, looking at Ada: "Look at the butt on that."
Leon, looking at Krauser: "Yeah... He must work out."

Well, then again... Leon WOULD say that...

I couldn't really think of the way to word the sound. Just like you couldn't  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yeah, well, unfortunately it's hard to type out that sound, yet without it, the quote just doesn't work quite as well.  

[Vankala]

Biohazard EXTREME

And not to discriminate, but I wouldn't send a guy with a haircut like that to save the President's Daughter.

I mean, I would if I didn't actually want him to succeed, which, if it was Bush's daughter, I'd definitely send Leon. And in a realistic situation where a normal person can't do a backflip to save himself from a stick of dynamite, he wouldn't succeed.

But anyway, topic.

Leon enters the little tunnel with bats, and they fly by him: "Ah! They're in my hair!"

Maybe that's the exact reason they sent Leon. I mean, who would want Ashley back? blaugh  

[NotteRequiem]

I mean... Ashley doesn't even have a decent smile... lol, look at it... it looks like there are strings pulling her mouth apart... hahaha..

Actually, Bush's daughters are really sweet women, I like them a lot. It's their father who I don't totally agree with, but hey, he's our president. We'll change things next election... But I dunno how happy I'm gunna be to vote for Obama.

Anyway! I'm out for the night kiddos... I just spent 13 hours on a project that STILL isnt done, and is due tomorrow at midnight. heart  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Beats the hell out of Hillary. Obama is the future! Too bad I'm not a US citizen.  

[NotteRequiem]

Eehhh, you don't want to be, Bio. At least you guys have national healthcare. v.v

Ashley: "Liek, I am like totallly gunna like... kick your a**.... like."  

[Vankala]

NotteRequiem

Ashley: "Liek, I am like totallly gunna like... kick your a**.... like."

Leon: "As if! talk2hand "  

[NotteRequiem]

Vankala

NotteRequiem

Ashley: "Liek, I am like totallly gunna like... kick your a**.... like."

Leon: "As if! talk2hand "

Ashley: Liek, your Mom's FACE! D:  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon *jumping out of a building*: You can't catch me, gay thoughts!  

[NotteRequiem]

Ada: Well I simply just can't do my work unless I'm wearing a nightie. I suppose it'll have to wait.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Nicholai: Alright men, we've received a new objective from HQ.

The guys: What is it, sir?

Nicholai: Get your weapons ready, we're going on a pantie raid!  

[UmbraGallus]

Leon saves Ashley in the castle.

Ashley: Sorry Leon, but the real Ashley is in another castle.

Leon: Screw this, i'm leaving.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

In Umbrella We Trust

Leon saves Ashley in the castle.

Ashley: Sorry Leon, but the real Ashley is in another castle.

Leon: Screw this, i'm leaving.

I guess because Leon's an idiot? I mean, a smart person WOULD reply, "Screw this, I'm leaving."  

[UmbraGallus]

hmm....well he WOULD keep searching for her then...since he IS an idiot. right?