Corrupt a Wish

[Gin The Bard]

Granted... you've an imaginary friend.

I wish that the rugby world cup was as important as the soccer world cup in argentina.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted soccer no longer exists

i wish i had a bowl of cereal  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but its full of things that might cause you a disease... xD...

I wish ... i find a DVD that i've lost xD:  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but its broken
i wish i had CHOCLATE MILK!  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but its spoiled

I wish i had an item that better ballanced my outfit  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but your account got baaned before u could equip it
i wish for A time machine
(even though once i go back in time i cant return cus now wouldnt have existed yet)  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but when you travel, the machine broken and you get lost in a time hole.

I wish i've got a title of philosophy xD.  

[The Furry Poet]

granted (put bad corruption here)

i wish i knew my heritage  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, your son of Hitler xD.

I wish... hmmm... that the next week goes faster than the normal xD...  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted the week no longer exists so its always the weekend
Star light Star bright first star i see tonight wish i may wish i might wont you grant my wish tonight?
i wish to Own a Corvette  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but its full of s**t xD.

I wish to be the owner of the quote "s**t happens" XD.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but no one else uses it and they look at you funny when you do.

I wish that I could see the stars at night here...  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted your city/town wherever u are just got destroyed leavin a great view of the sky
Im goona try somethin I wish i was a Girl  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but still, your alone xD.

I wish... some Gin Tonic xD  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but you drop the bottle

I wish i had a life