Three Word Story

[Jupiter-X]

Wanted to tell  

[wingnut the improbable]

everyone about the  

[phlipp]

banana slugs and  

[wingnut the improbable]

lack of certain  

[phlipp]

undergarments on the  

[wingnut the improbable]

extremely appaling, barenaked

(barenaked is one word. Well, it is now. I can't bring myself to put a space in the middle.)  

[phlipp]

geese. But since

(I was going to put ladies, but they're not extremely appaling)  

[wingnut the improbable]

phlipp

geese. But sense

(I was going to put ladies, but they're not extremely appaling)

(I'm assuming you meant "since")
Trillian was never

(BTW, they could be appalling. You never know.)  

[phlipp]

(I would blame it on it being far too late at night...but 8 isn't really late... sweatdrop )

hairy she couldn't

(and the Barenaked Ladies are not appalling! eek How could you even suggest a thing! You! stare )  

[wingnut the improbable]

phlipp

(I would blame it on it being far too late at night...but 8 isn't really late... sweatdrop )

hairy she couldn't

(and the Barenaked Ladies are not appalling! eek How could you even suggest a thing! You! stare )

understand how the

(They aren't appalling, but I'm sure they've said some pretty appalling things. Everyone has.)  

[phlipp]

monkeys had become  

[wingnut the improbable]

so humanoid. Suddenly  

[Jupiter-X]

Random Dent pounced  

[phlipp]

onto the couch  

[wingnut the improbable]

that was galloping