Tatsuman
Panda Meister
I looked at the video clip they had under their review. It seems beyond bad. XD
Like, painful to play bad, or Anime game bad?
There doesn't seem to be an actual goal to the game...the alien dude you control just walks around this piece of pixel land suspended in space with random earthly artifacts roaming around. And whenever your character makes a jump, there's a delay. You might want to see the game play video for yourself. XD
http://www.vc-reviews.com/review/204/toejam-earl.php
edit>> apparently you have to gather up parts of your spaceship, which have been scattered around planet 'funkatron' and planet other aliens stand in your way. (some of these things look earthly to me and not extra-terrestrial.)