Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yeah...
So wait, does that mean that the last boss fight would be like...

Saddler: Oh, Mr. Kennedy. You entertain me!
*transforms into Bowser*  

[UmbraGallus]

lol that probably would happen. Then Leon would start throwing those fireballs at him...and gets high off of mushrooms...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

You know, this just occurred to me. Mario doesn't get high off mushrooms. Look at his surroundings. He STARTS OFF high. Maybe that one extra mushroom adds that illusion that he's bigger, but I guarantee he's been poppin something BEFORE the game starts.  

[UmbraGallus]

Hmm...That is a good theory...but does that mean that he's been hallucinating(sp?) the whole time?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes. Absolutely. Everything is one big trip.
Mario Kart? That's just Mario, while stoned, driving around in a golf cart on a range.

Mario Party? Well, that's kind of inaccurate. You don't wanna know what goes on at MARIO'S parties.  

[UmbraGallus]

You're right, i don't wanna know... xd Everything makes sense now. lol  

[NotteRequiem]

Oh the joy of a stoned Italian Plumber. hahahhaa


Wesker, patting down his pockets: "Now, where DID I put that key.... "  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

That's more like a line for Nicholai.
Like, when he approached the helicopter.
"Now, where did I put that key?" *looks up, sees the missile coming* "Ohh... ******** me..."  

[UmbraGallus]

Wesker mumbling to himself: Soon i'm going to lure the S.T.A.R.S members to Tyrant an then everything will go according to plan...?

Chris: What did you say Captain Wesker?

Wesker: What!? Tyrant? What Tyrant? ninja

Chris: Are you ok?

Wesker: Of course i am. Why wouldn't you think that?

Chris: I don't know. you were just mumbling something to yourself.

Wesker: I didn't say anything. Now, let us move on to bigger and better things. like leading them to tyrant...

Chris: ?

Wesker: er- Tyrant? What Tyrant?

Now that i think of it...i'm not sure if they would say this or not. sweatdrop  

[Froggy487]

Any Character: "Let's use the easiest and most logical way to overcome this."  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Billy: "Let's regroup!"
Rebecca: "Roger!"
Billy: "No. Billy. My name is Billy."



Billy: "You'll pay for what you've done!"
Marcus: "We'll see which one of us is gonna die!"
Billy: "Umm..."
Marcus: "Oh... I was expecting you to say, 'You're gonna die.'"  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Nosferatu: Who needs a HAND!?

Alexia: Something about bright lights in the darkness that just... draw me. It wasn't like this before I injected the virus... but now... I find them ever so marvelous!

Nemesis: He was all like JILL! And she was all like BRAD!!! And then I totally stabbed my tendril through his head... heh, S.T.A.R.S...  

[UmbraGallus]

Chris: Head for that mansion!
*Everybody running*
*Dog jumps up in slow motion*
Chris:*raises arm*
Wesker:*fires bullet*
*bullet goes in slow motion, misses dog*
Chris: Ahhhgggg!!!  

[chel_cee]

Well, as long as none of the characters speak like William Shatner, they'll do just fine.

Barry Burton: There's...a monster...in the hall! neutral
BB: Beware...hiddeous beast....for I....Barry Burton...will destroy you!

People who speak in third-person are strange! eek  

[MadamTarantula]

chel_cee

Well, as long as none of the characters speak like William Shatner, they'll do just fine.

Barry Burton: There's...a monster...in the hall! neutral
BB: Beware...hiddeous beast....for I....Barry Burton...will destroy you!

People who speak in third-person are strange! eek

That would be hilarious.

@Vinessa_Valentine: I could see Nemesis saying that in a Robot Chicken skit. XDDD