Pokey thread

[Kodocha579]

ok ok im thinking. sends a flock of disney characters gone mad with power tools against toki.

there is that better?  

[Minielf]

Well sort of, but you'll have to at least describe what they do. Even the insane stuff I've made up in the last 3 pages all have quite logical sounding functions.

Kisa: *ringworm robot lands in the water, and turns instantly into a hidden stealth sub. All the excretion around the sub gets flung off by a powerful blowing machine. Piles of s**t dilute the waters around Toki's island, killing off all the fish and other sea life around the island, and poisoning the island's rivers. Sub slinks underwater and becomes completely invisible to even the most advanced SONAR. ninja  

[Tokioka]

Well, at least your sub still smells of poo. razz

*shrinks back to normals size and dives underwater*

*swims alongside Mini's sub and fires armour piercing harpoon at it*

Not long before your sub completely fills with water now... lol  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

-sets killer moose on snow-

@Sin & t0sh - C'mon, set your killer mooses (moose? moice? XD) on snow too!  

[t0shi0]

Meese?

xD

(Gooses = Geese. Mooses = Meese. =] )

-sets killer meese on snow-

 

[Minielf]

Tokioka

Well, at least your sub still smells of poo. razz

*shrinks back to normals size and dives underwater*

*swims alongside Mini's sub and fires armour piercing harpoon at it*

Not long before your sub completely fills with water now... lol

*activates outer inflatable layer of highly flexible rubber. Armor piercing harpoon hits rubber surface, pops a tiny hole, before bouncing off and hitting Toki in the head. Sub sails off at 50 knots an hour.*  

[xiiao-ai]

| If I had a star for everytime you made me happy.. |

Blarg.

Sounds hot Tosh.

;] <3

-casts spell over killer meese to make them invincible-

-sets Squishy on Snow-

;D

| I`d be holding the galaxy in my hand. |

 

[Tokioka]

Minielf

Tokioka

Well, at least your sub still smells of poo. razz

*shrinks back to normals size and dives underwater*

*swims alongside Mini's sub and fires armour piercing harpoon at it*

Not long before your sub completely fills with water now... lol

*activates outer inflatable layer of highly flexible rubber. Armor piercing harpoon hits rubber surface, pops a tiny hole, before bouncing off and hitting Toki in the head. Sub sails off at 50 knots an hour.*

If the harpoon is able to pierce the metal of a submarine then it can easily pass through any sort of rubber. rolleyes

*harpoon pierces through rubber and metal*

*Mini's sub sinks deeper and deeper into the abyss* razz  

[Minielf]

*transforms sub into a supersonic VTOL amphibious fighter. Fighter flies into the air and ejects all the water from the vessel. Activates impenetrable force field around fighter and fires a deph charge into the water over the exact spot Toki is swimming in. Fighter then flies away at mach 2*  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

But 'elfy forgot that the killer meese can fly. razz And they're invincible now.

-sets flying killer meese on 'elfy-

On another note: mach 2 is nothing. Concorde could do mach 2. razz  

[Minielf]

*accelerates fighter to mach 5. Turns on stealth mode, and total invisibility*

Darn it, that's unfair! You can't have something that's invincible, especially as it's killer meese! How ridiculous! scream  

[t0shi0]

Psht.

Haven't you ever read history?

The Canadians used their killer meese to kill Hitler.

Ofcourse it's invincible.

 

[Tokioka]

Hai~! 3nodding

*mounts a killer moose and leads the charge after elfy* Faster meese, faster! x3

Oh yeh, the depth charge did nothing to the almighty toki. twisted  

[Minielf]

*supersonic fighter is struck by lightning. Fighter is miraculously imbued with the powers of god. Is now invulnerable to all forms of attack. Renames it Anvil of God.* pirate  

[Kodocha579]

*the insane disney character fly after toki and brutally chop his head off with chainsaws*