Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

Jack pushed Issac and Valarie behind a few seats so they weren't blinded by the flash.

Five minutes later.

Jack merely whistled in the back of the van, in front of the unsure SWAT members.
"You guys got here FAST..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Every store has installed a security system, thanks to you." One member growled before slamming the door shut on Jarid.

"Dad..." Isaac sighed, surrounded by other SWAT members and cops. "Jack did it again..."

"AGAIN?"

"Yeah... We'll be at the station, waiting." He groaned, before hanging up on his father.  

[Zahzi]

"Good thing you guys used FLASHBANGS this time!!" Jack laughed from behind the door.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"SHUT UP IN THERE!"  

[Zahzi]

"Awwww, you're still mad about the last team huh? I didn't KILL them at least!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The SWAT van door was opened, and mace was sprayed into Jack's face.  

[Zahzi]

"POLICE BRUTALITY!" Jack laughed, yet still in pain...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"No video, ********! Besides, we're the SWAT team! We get away with anything!"  

[Zahzi]

"Oh, but you won't get away with EVERYTHING, boy. I still remember your FACE."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm wearing a mask, dickwad!"  

[Zahzi]

"Your facial features say enough moron! All I have to do is go through a list of shitheads like you!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"YOU WON'T SEE EVER AGAIN WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU!" He barked, spraying more mace in Jack's face.  

[Zahzi]

"OH! LOOK AT THE BIG MAN ATTACKING A CHAINED CAPTIVE! I BET YOUR GIRL NEEDS THE VIBRATOR BEFORE AND AFTER YOU VISIT!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Another flash bang was thrown in while the mace kept coming...  

[Zahzi]

"YA KNOW, PEOPLE ARE WATCHING SHITHEAD! I'M SURE IF THERE WERE CAMERA'S, YOUR WOMAN'D BE WATCHING FROM A MOTEL ROOM WHILE SOMEONE ELSE REAMS HER FROM THE BACK!!"