Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wow... out of all that 'cris' is what you pick on? lol
There's so much material!  

[MadamTarantula]

Cris...the thing that rappers like to sing about? O_o  

[Alkaizer87]

Canas Renvall

lord cris redfield

well im a big fan of rez i have played every game out watched the curent movies. my fav charecter oviusly cris. the only resident evil games i havent beet are first couple game wise not story. and im shure id fit easly in. sincerly lord cris redfield Racoon city

Cris. Cris... Egh, it doesn't ring a bell. I must not be a real fan. crying

I'm sorry what is he talking about, he's using a different language.  

[Canas Renvall]

Allow me to translate, for I can speak the language of the n00b.

"Well, I'm a huge fan of RE4. I've played every game in existence (I didn't specify RE, so I mean every game) and I've seen the RE movies. My favorite character is obviously Chris since he's in RE5. The only RE games I've not beaten are the first couple of games because they're not as good as RE4. I know what happens, though, so I don't have to play those crap games. I wish I would fit in but I probably won't.

Sincerely,
lord cris redfield, Raccoon City"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Canas speaks noob! He must be one of them!  

[Alkaizer87]

Woah, that's disturbing. I wonder if anything can top the cake after that submission  

[Canas Renvall]

I'm trying to top it! D:

ryne44512

I have played some of the resident evil games and i like it and i want to talk about resident evil and other games i have re4 and re umbrella chronicles and i play them a lot and i could talk about them

He has RE4 and RE: UC. Does that really constitute "some"? Oh wait, he must mean RE4 on the different platforms! That might constitute "some". razz  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wow... You know, we talk about people like this as blatant examples of what a noob is... But I never thought I'd actually see an example so perfect. Almost makes me want to put it on the front page and say, "This is the kind of stuff we DON'T accept."  

[Alkaizer87]

I know what you mean, but then again if we did that no more noobs would come in. That would destroy our fun of rejecting and banning them. Then again, if they really are noobs they're to stupid to know the difference.

Edit: I don't think he means other platforms. Some people consider 'some' as more than one. Since he has two games he thinks that's some.  

[UmbraGallus]

what about rebellious people? They'll look, say "screw that" and apply anyway, while still keeping ya's fun biggrin  

[Alkaizer87]

Ah yes....I like them. don't forget the ones that want to annoy us by applying anyways.  

[Canas Renvall]

Zombiefreak209

Im am a huge residente evil fan I have most of the resident evil games, i know dark secrets including how Albert Wesker survived, i also know the exact release dates for Resident Evil 5 (USA March 13, Japan March 12) and Resident evil is practically my life i even read all the books.

Residente? That's Resident in Spanish... I would say RE4, but I know Spanish so I can't. xd

Bio! Omg! He knows how Wesker survived! What a dark secret that totally wasn't unveiled in some spinoff game!!! eek

He knows the exact date of RE5's release! This kid is amazing!  

[Canas Renvall]

*sneaks in a double-post to snatch post 777* Continue bitching at that n00b I just sentenced to exile... ninja  

[MadamTarantula]

Zombiefreak209

Im am a huge residente evil fan I have most of the resident evil games, i know dark secrets including how Albert Wesker survived, i also know the exact release dates for Resident Evil 5 (USA March 13, Japan March 12) and Resident evil is practically my life i even read all the books.

Wesker survived?! NO WAI!!!!!!!!!!1 eek  

[Alkaizer87]

How did the noob know that?*insert sarcasm here.*