Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Another flash bang...  

[Zahzi]

"YOUR d**k MUST BE THE SIZE OF A BABY'S ARM! WHEN IT'S STILL A FETUS!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The SWAT member was about to jump in and personally attack Jack, when they were thrown back by the commanding officer and the van door was slammed shut.  

[Zahzi]

Jack just began to laugh.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

A couple of hours later...

"Must we do this every week..?" Henry groaned, having paid Jack's bail, now escorting him to his car where the kids sat.  

[Zahzi]

"Well, the combination of your son's antics and the shops lack of what should be a mandatory flavor made me snap a little.."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You could have just got something else." Henry sighed even heavier.  

[Zahzi]

"I already compromised once that night."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And what did you compromise?"  

[Zahzi]

"Your daughter wanted to kill me and Issac with some pink pony movie...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And that's a compromise to deny the movie, how..?"  

[Zahzi]

"She gets candy for three weeks."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Well, seeing how there was no movie, I guess that compromise is canceled." Henry grunted in disapproval of the sugary diet.  

[Zahzi]

"I ain't the one telling her that. End of discussion."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You made the deal. You break the deal."