Corrupt a Wish

[WinterPatriot]

granted,but she leaves you for the next man she sees
I wish my parents would come back form the casinos  

[Starmagic2000]

granted but they only come back to pack up everything in your home and leave you behind.
I wish I knew what this movie I am watching, was about.

 

[Pinoeo]

Granted, but then the power goes out and you don't get to see the ending.

I wish I could get some sleep!

 

[The Furry Poet]

Granted you sleep and your house catches fire
I wish for a water baloon  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted...
But then, it explodes and your all wet xD.

I wish.... :3... i can go to camp in a few weeks.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but you are then bound to the camp and can never leave
I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land of heart...
(Watchin "censored" episodes of Dragon tales on youtube its hilarious)  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but your inside a dragon.

I wish a new tv... xD.  

[iToxicOreo]

granted but it only shows barney raping children and it doesnt turn off even when you unplug it
I wish for a giant floating cloud  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but you cant stand on it because your heavier... and... look at the sky, you've thousands!.

I wish... that i dont have to study for tomorrow.  

[iToxicOreo]

granted but you do every day after for every monet of every day for the rest of your life
I wish that barney would go die and that noone can corrupt this wish > biggrin  

[Gin The Bard]

Barney dies... but they pay for another barney.
And... the films are already recorded.

I wish... for some water... xD  

[WinterPatriot]

granted but its saltwater..from the gulf

I wish I had some hot chocolate  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, its so hot that you cannot drink it.

I wish... i was the writer of a imporant book.  

[Neopopulus]

granted, but you end up like the guy in Stephen King's Misery.


I wish for... my own clan of ninjas  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but someone then kills you because he wants the leadership.

I wish ... hmmm... that the holidays have 2 more weeks.