+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[Tokioka]

I wouldn't care, as I don't use solid soap. I use the liquid ones.

What if the plague broke out in your town or city?  

[Night Rain55]

I'll use Tokioka's body fat to make soap.

What if your house was made of chocolate?  

[Tokioka]

I would sell it all to Night Rain to make her fat, then I could harvest her body fat and put it back on me... uh... yeh.

What if you were being skinned alive?  

[Night Rain55]

I wouldn't buy your stinky chocolate! rofl

I'll die.

What if I poked you with my pitchfork?  

[Tokioka]

I'd grab the pitchfork and in a rage I'd stab it into your eye.

What if I danced on your grave?  

[Night Rain55]

I'll pull you into the grave with me and suck out your eyeballs.

What if I kicked your head off?  

[soumakisa]

i'll suffer from lost of memories..

what if u had lost ur memories?  

[[Bab! Co.]]

Try to get them back! crying

What if I had stole your wonton?..  

[Tokioka]

I'd hunt you down and slice you up with a meat cleaver. Then make Babi wontons and sell them in china town.

What if I crashed a car into your house?  

[xiiao-ai]

I'd force you to pay for the repairs of my house!
mad

What if you somehjow recieved a broomstick in the mail?

 

[Tokioka]

I'd try and fly it. 4laugh

What if you received a baby kitten in the mail?  

[Night Rain55]

I'll take it in! I already have a cat and they both can be friends! 4laugh

What if I threw up on you accidentally?  

[Tokioka]

I'd take my shirt off and make you clean it. Then bonk you on the head.

What if I appeared in front of you at your school?  

[Night Rain55]

You'll receive the title of "Stalker".

What if I ate your right arm?  

[Tokioka]

I'd scream, then beat you to death with my left arm. Then I'd amputate your rigth arm using my machete and sew it onto my arm stump. Connect all the nerves and muscle tissue and bob's your uncle! mrgreen

What if bob really was your uncle?