Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Zahzi]

"TWO." Gil said, waving the knife around as he released the man.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'll be surprised if you know what comes next..."  

[Zahzi]

"Three. Four. Five." Gil said, before jabbing the knife into the man's calf in such a way nothing vital was hit.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The man then yelled out in pain, falling over almost instantly.
"I SURRENDER!!!"  

[Zahzi]

In reality, all he had done was taken a rubber knife and pressed it against his leg. The rubber was covered in a sheet of plastic wrap, and sprayed with ******** wuss..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...You're not even bleeding..." Demi said, nudging the man's side with her foot.

No surprise, he had gone into a fetal position, and was whimpering...  

[Zahzi]

"Now...Do you have something to say to Demi..? Or am I going to have to use something like a real pistol..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm sorry!! Just please... Go... AWAY!!" He cried, only curling into a tighter ball.  

[Zahzi]

"Hmmm...You think that's enough, Demi..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I dunno... Your call." Demi said, shrugging her shoulders.  

[Zahzi]

Gil then pulled out a pistol.
"It's all up to you, Demi~"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Both Demi's and the Frenchmen's eyes widened at the sight of the gun.

"..Gil.. you can't seriously be considering using that..."  

[Zahzi]

Gil leaned in and whispered to Demi.
"It's a fake gun."

He then looked back down at the man.
"Come on, Demi! Let's hear your answer!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I... I... I don't know!" Demi stammered, honestly dumbfounded about the situation.

French-Fry then started crawling away...  

[Zahzi]

Gil then stomped down on the man's back, pointing the gun at the back of his head.
"Well! I guess we know what that means~" he said as he pulled the trigger.

The sound of a real gun went off, but a tin pole and a piece of paper came from the barrel, saying 'Dumbass'...