Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

I don't think he's a character, but man, what a way to let him have it.

Leon: Maybe I should finally accept how utterly gay I am and how much my game really fails... *Takes a bite of his large fruit as he lays in a lounging chair in a mansion off in the hills.* Maybe another day...  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Wesker at his computer monitor: ********!!! Pills that can increase the size of my di-. . . Wait... AAAAHHHHH!!! ******** e-mail virus!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Hehe...

Wesker, discovering his superpowers: "When Birkin said 'Male Henhancement', This isn't what I had in mind."  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Wesker: Birkin, what are you working on now?
Birkin: A new virus guarenteed to increase the size of--
Wesker: Good, lemme know when it's done. *Wesker leaves*
Birkin: ... he has to realise one day that I'm not making get big d**k pills eventually...  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Barry: I never wanted to be a police officer... I wanted to be a lumberjack!
Jill: A lumberjack?
Barry: YES!!! I a lumberjack! I want to stomp through the woods, breathe in the fresh air, topple mighty red woods and-SING!!!
I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY-  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ohhhhh, so THAT'S why Barry moved to Canada!  

[MadamTarantula]

Vinessa_Valentine

Barry: I never wanted to be a police officer... I wanted to be a lumberjack!
Jill: A lumberjack?
Barry: YES!!! I a lumberjack! I want to stomp through the woods, breathe in the fresh air, topple mighty red woods and-SING!!!
I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY-

Well, he definitely looks the part. lol  

[Alkaizer87]

Wesker: Come get your popcorn...yes we have yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non-diary.  

[King of Paradise]

Oh nice! I loved doing this in the FFVII guild. Now I shall WRECK this place...Or at least leave a subtle mark of my existence...DAILY Mwuhahaha!!!

Here goes:

Leon: Ya know Ada, I've had it up to HERE with all the so called TRUE fans of the series.
Ada: Why is that snookums?
Leon: Because...Snookums?...Because they all dis on this game as if it derived from the main series concept somehow...Which it totally didn't!
Ada: It didn't?
Leon: No! It was still a survival horror to a sense!
Ada: And what sense would that be?
Leon: Well, anyone who beat the game really did SURVIVE the HORROR that is RE4! Ha ha ha ha! Get it?
Ada: *Shoots Leon in the face*  

[Canas Renvall]

That deserves some Chris points. Very witty. xd 5 Chris points awarded to you, kind sir! razz  

[NotteRequiem]

Agreed! 5 Chris points and 2 Wesker points, I say.  

[King of Paradise]

Thanks! blaugh For the positive feedback and the points! But I have no idea how to use them or what exactly they pertain to! He he, I'll try to come up with something good every week.  

[Canas Renvall]

Points are just our way of saying "that was pretty cool/funny/etc.". :XP:

*looks at Notte* And each of us has our own character points. rolleyes

Last I checked, I had Chris points and Bio had Wesker points. Pick your own, Notteeee! xd

The exception to this are the bad character points (usually thrown out just for fun). These include, but are not limited to: Steve, Ashley, Sheva, etc.  

[King of Paradise]

Alright then...I'm going to keep track of what points I get ha ha. So far, 5 Chris points and 2 of whomever NotteRequiem's character is points.  

[NotteRequiem]

Pfffft. I was never made aware of this rule. blaugh Fine fine... But which character do I pick? Jill? Claire? Ada? They haven't made a character worthy of my point-giving... sad

Ashley points are the worst, just so you know... or Leon points... hahaha.