Corrupt a Wish

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but during the new weeks you have confusing Deja-vu

I wish for a dungeon in my neighbors swimming pool.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but your stuck there.

I wish... a minotaur for your dungeon xD.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted, but you hate your job as my new minotaur.

I wish my Minotaur was fixed. Meahahaha!!!  

[Gin The Bard]

*As your minotaur, i eat you, you've got no more wishes*

I wish to be the Dungeon Master xD.  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted, but you are driven into submission by the "I See a Torch" song from Doraleous and Associates. (Best show on Escapist Magazine's website. If you haven't heard of it, I would recommend it to anyone: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/doraleous-and-associates?page=2)

I wish for more Doraleous and Associates! I can't wait for season 2 to start up!

Love that show.
IEditYourWorld  

[The Gilded One]

Granted, but the escapist makes sure to put in 20min long ads prior to each video.

I wish IEditYourWold wasn't ignoring me D;  

[IEditYourWorld]

I didn't even know you felt ignored! I'm sorry if you felt that way, and that's serious. You poor guy. PM me and we'll catch up after my long weekend in the boonies. (See topic "Vacation" for details of our drunken exploits, and I'm hoping to soon post pictures of us shooting down a cedar tree. Why the tree? Because it was there and pissing off my husband.)

On a joking note: Granted! Congratulations, you now have a stalker the likes of which you'd see in a Twilight movie. Sparkles sold separately, batteries not included.

I wish the pictures would hurry up and get off the memory card.

Impatient.
IEditYourWorld  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but the camera get stuck to the computer (or the memory card...) and you cannot take it out of your house xD.

I wish... hmmm... an ice-cream... again, yes xD.  

[Starmagic2000]

Granted, but it melts before you can eat it

I wish...for a life time supply of energy drinks!!!

 

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but your bf give them in charity because he thinks that they could damage you.

I wish for... eternal life xD.  

[Bolt BioHazard]

as you wish
but you are turned into a living statue surrounded by birds with dierrhea
i wish for a tiny turtle whee  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but he's so small you don't see him one day and you step on him :3

I wish I was more confident DX  

[The Gilded One]

Granted, the next day you are arrested for being nude in public

I wish I had the drive to do things.

 

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but you get killed because of the things you do.

I wish... hmmm... an owl!.  

[Bolt BioHazard]

granted
but i get drunk and hit you with my car

i wish for a ducky