Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. But I ran out of powers to grant your wish. D=

I wish my heart would grow bigger and bigger as long as it won't explode. =3  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
But then you become so generous that
You give away everything you have,
Including your body.

I wish for a DDR Machine.

 

[Tokioka]

^^ Granted! It continues to grow bigger and bigger and eventually you become sooooo big that the earth's gravity cannot hold you any longer. You float off, becoming the new planet, Night Rain. 3nodding

^ Granted! You get the DDR machine, but it is a cursed machine and whenever you use it you always lose to whoever you play against.

I wish for the ultimate pair of socks.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. But I stole them a second later and returned to Canada. whee

I wish I could clone Sin and make more slaves biggrin  

[Tokioka]

Granted! Sinful is cloned and mass marketed to the consumers. Including me! whee

I wish my sinful clone wasn't so damn lazy. sweatdrop  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. She isn't so lazy anymore because she died. D= Don't worry, I can clone some more for 100g. ^^

I wish I had a good job with a good boss in my neighborhood.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! I become your yakuza boss and you work for me as a high class prostitute. Don't worry, I'm a very nice boss. twisted

I wish I could have 3 sinful clones... to play Twister with. xd  

[Night Rain55]

You're so... cruel! cry

Wish granted. However... Something terrible happened at the lab when I cloned Sin three times. Every one of them were overweight like a sumo. So while you play twister with them, each one of them squishes you to death by accident.

I wish Quebec would sell huge-sized lollipops like in America... sad  

[Tokioka]

Awww... but I'm such a nice boss. whee

Granted! They start selling them in quebec but when you bought one and started licking it, you tripped up and it got stuck in your long hair. The only way to remove such a big lolly was to shave your head. Now you're a bald prostitute... sweatdrop

I wish for eternal darkness.  

[Night Rain55]

I'm not a prostitute! evil

Wish granted. However the "eternal darkness" was stuck up your a** and you exploded to pieces! xd  

[Tokioka]

The silly prostitute forgot to make a wish... rolleyes

I wish for night vision goggles.  

[Night Rain55]

I'm not a prostitute. evil Do you have a brain to reserve information inside of your head?

Wish granted. However you bought them from a dollar store and they break the moment you touch them after the purchase.  

[Tokioka]

Man, this prostitute sure is silly... rofl Forgot to make a wish again... rolleyes

I wish NightRain was a better prostitute.  

[Night Rain55]

Why are you so mean??? crying Why can't you be nice like Babi? cry

Wish granted. However, I QUIT! evil  

[Tokioka]

rofl

Awww NightRain, you know I was only jokin with ya. I'm sowwieee... 3nodding

I wish NightRain hadn't quit her job as a prostitute.