+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[Night Rain55]

I don't know much about my relatives... o.O So I have no idea.

What if I was your long lost cousin?  

[Tokioka]

I'd say, "Welcome to the family, BABY!" 4laugh -hugs-
Then I'd go off and ignore you for the rest of my life.

What if I was your long lost son?  

[Night Rain55]

I'm still... a virgin and I never went through labor...? o.O And aren't you older than me? gonk

What if I ate up all the food from your fridge?  

[Tokioka]

Yes I am older than you, hello mother... twisted

There's nothing in my fridge, except for old milk and raw vegetables. Enjoy yourself. smile

What if I was attacked by a racist mob?  

[Night Rain55]

"Hello mother..." rofl Makes me think of Bart! xd

I'll kick their asses! D=< I hate racists.

What if you bought woman perfume?  

[Tokioka]

Yes! I was thinking of Bart too haha rofl

I would keep it, then when I had a gf I'd give it to her as a present.

What if your mum found a condom in your room?  

[Night Rain55]

LOL. She won't. Why? My school were giving free condoms to students, I was 13-14 and I went home with them. I went to my mother and said "HEY MOM, LOOK LOOK! I got condoms! biggrin " She went "HOY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?!?! mad " I replied "The teacher gave them to me. biggrin " "YEAH RIGHT!" "So... What do I do with it? biggrin " "PLAY WITH IT! DO ANYTHING WITH IT BUT DONT USE IT! USE IT FOR A WATER BALLOON OR SOMETHING!" And so I did. ^^;;

What if your parents caught you sexing up a girl in your room?  

[Tokioka]

I'd shout, "GET THE ******** OUT!!" scream
Then close the door and continue the sexing.

What if your mum found a used condom in your bedroom?  

[Night Rain55]

I'll explain "I used it as a balloon." mrgreen which I did. =3

What if your girlfriend found a used condom in your room and she did not "experience" making love with you yet?  

[Tokioka]

I'd say, "I was practising." mrgreen

What if your father came into your room and saw you naked?  

[Night Rain55]

I think that happened already. sweatdrop And I think my bro did that too... o.O;; But for some people, they think it's natural if their parents saw them naked.

What if I slapped you for fun?  

[Tokioka]

I'd demand to see you naked... cos it's 'natural'. xd

What if I saw you naked at the hot springs?  

[Night Rain55]

I mean it's natural between family members. =/

I'll say "That isn't me buddy!" rofl

What if I made you a taco?  

[Tokioka]

We are family... hello mother... twisted

I'd check to make sure it wasn't poisoned and if it was safe then I'd eat it.

What if I put a grape down your blouse?  

[Night Rain55]

rofl

I would eat it. Grapes are yummy. 3nodding

What if I put a watermelon down your blouse?