Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Zahzi]

"Yeah...Wooing...Riiiight..." Gil said, rolling his eyes.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Would you prefer courting?" Stein asked, tilting his head.  

[Zahzi]

"...I'm from here, so pardon me when I say '...Wha?'."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Stein then just dully stared at Gil, either plotting how to hurt him or how to speak on terms he could understand.

"...Taking her around for a night on the town so you can get her drunk enough to slip off her pants." He said dryly as Demi slapped her hands to her face, out of embarrassment and shame at Stein.  

[Zahzi]

Gil just gave a groan, shaking his head.
"...That's Side 9's reputation...We're not a majority of Mexicans...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Then let me draw you a picture." Stein growled, scribbling on the notepad before ripping out the page and handing it to Gil. It showed two stick figures, one with short hair (Gil) and one with long hair (Demi) standing next to each other, smiling and holding hands as two lines connected their heads to a heart in between them.  

[Zahzi]

Gil just stared at the picture.
"...Your drawing needs work, but yeah, I think that's the general premise..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm a doctor, not an artist. Go get the French Man you two assaulted if you want a better picture." Stein grunted, twitching the cigarette in his mouth.  

[Zahzi]

"Ah...Saw that did you?" Gil asked with a nervous laugh.
"I to say: The p***k deserved it."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Are you sure you weren't just doing it for kicks?" Stein smirked at him, tilting his head.

"Anyway.." He grunted, before Gil could have a chance to answer. "I do believe you two children are needed in a meeting for some battle plans." He sighed, shaking his head, muttering something under his breath as he dropped the cigarette to the ground, stomping down and rubbing his foot on it to put out the flame.  

[Zahzi]

"Right. Let's get going, Demi."
Gil said, picking her up and walking quickly toward Town Hall.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"PLEASE!" Demi groaned as Stein let out a chuckle, following the two with his hands in his pockets.  

[Zahzi]

"...Just a liiiiiittle bit creepy..." Gil said with a shudder.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You'll quickly learn that's just how Stein is.." Demi groaned, slumping over.  

[Zahzi]

"...Who gave him his license to be a doctor..?"