Corrupt a Wish

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but he tries to drive your car (Yes xD) and crashes it.

I wish... hmmm... a good night, because if not, tomorrow i'm gonna be angry.  

[Starmagic2000]

granted, but it's soo good, you can't remember it
I wish I could give the inventor of Robot Unicorn Attack a gigantic hug! =D

 

[iToxicOreo]

granted but they turn out to be an alien lifeform that abducts you and steals all your organs

I wish that I was the only guy in a world filled with hot straight chicks that wanted me ;D  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

Granted, but you end up marrying every single one and forced to support millions of famlies all over the globe, bring home that bacon!
I wish I would get a good night's rest...

 

[God Emperor Akhenaton]

Granted, but you won't wake up

I wish for a shot of whiskey with coke.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but it's filled with poison.

I wish... for... hmmm, magical skills!.  

[Bolt BioHazard]

granted but you cause yourself to explode
i wish for a pony  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but its too old, and die the second day you buy it.


I.. wish... more time to sleep.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted time is stopped and only you know it but you cant unfreeze it
I wish for a Marshmaloow  

[Bolt BioHazard]

granted but a monkey eats it
i wish for a pet dolphin  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but the dolphin hunters come to kill it.

I wish a time to hibernate xD.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted it is now winter and you freeze to death i wish for a stale marshmallow  

[iToxicOreo]

granted but then you start choking on it and slowly die on the inside because of your decision then go into depressiona dn kill yourself

I wish that michael jackson would stay dead  

[Sparky Sam]

Granted, but in an attempt to bring him back a large viral outbreak occurs and turns the world into a zombie infested wasteland.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[The Furry Poet]

Granted your now asleep i wish for a pillow fort