Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, she doesn't get any customers because she is unexperienced at sex and therefore you lose profit. twisted

I wish I had more money, but not too much.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You become Toki's prostitute again and gain lots of sexperience. Then you go on to become the most high class and highly paid prostitute in quebec!

I wish I had more members in my yakuza gang.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. But they all kick your a** and free me of my sex slavery! domokun

I wish for a new pair of nice fitting jeans of good quality. 3nodding  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However, on the back of the jeans is sewn in the word 'slut' and no guys are interested in you because they think you're a slut.

I wish for a hovercraft.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, on your hovercraft was printed the word "Mama's boy" and "Playboy". So girls try at all means to avoid you because they think you're a mama's boy and a playboy.

I wish I got a job that is DECENT.  

[Tokioka]

What the hell's wrong with being a prostitute? rofl

Fine - wish granted! You become a really successful lawyer but your job is so stressful that you turn to drink and end up having a drinking problem.

I wish I had a DECENT yakuza gang.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, an UNdecent Yakuza gang blew up your gang.

I wish school wasn't so difficult.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! School becomes sooooooo easy and dumb that you slowly go insane from repeating the alphabet over and over again...

I wish school wasn't so boring.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. School is too fun that you become insane and jump off the roof.

I wish my hair grew a few inches longer quickly.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! But then it never grows again and when it starts to fall out as time passes no new hair grows. You become a bald prostitute again... sweatdrop

I wish my hair was as strong as steel, but as light as feathers.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted but it permenantly stays stuck as an afro.

I wish the lady at the subway at the ticket booth that I see every Sunday wouldn't be so... bitchy! mad  

[Tokioka]

Granted! She doesn't b***h any more, but whenever she sees you she starts shouting out racist comments.

I wish my snowcone didn't melt.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. But it yells racist comments at you. Dx

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. )x  

[Tokioka]

Granted! Instead you have to spend the whole day licking out your mum's a**. Much better than school xD.

I wish I could live in Hong Kong.  

[Night Rain55]

Toki... You sicken me. -.-

Wish granted. However, it's already over-populated and there's more guys there than girls so you turn gay.

I wish I moved to a nicer house and neighborhood.