+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[Tokioka]

I don't wear a blouse. But if I did then I'd take the watermelon out and splat it onto your head - I don't really like watermelon. twisted
Haha, watermelon head! *points and laughs* 4laugh

What if I put a squashed strawberry in your underwear?  

[Night Rain55]

I'll take my cleaver and chop you into pieces.

What if you had a crush on your grandma?  

[Tokioka]

Both my grandma's are dead - HUZZAH! blaugh

What if your uncle wanted to sleep with you?  

[Night Rain55]

Toki... Stop it. You're sick! gonk Okay okay, I'll stop too! No more incest. D=

What if you grew a watermelon inside your brain?  

[Tokioka]

YEH! It's your own fault for bringing up my dead grandmas! xd

My brain would be crushed and I'd die a slow and painful death as the watermelon expanded.

What if you were pregnant with the son of satan?  

[Night Rain55]

You brought up my dead grandmas before I did in the other thread. xD

Impossible. ninja

What if you love a girl that died a day ago?
 

[Tokioka]

I'd die today. crying

What if your crush was in love with your mum?  

[Night Rain55]

Strangle him.

What if your crush was in love with your best friend?  

[Tokioka]

I'd be sooooo sad. crying But I wouldn't stop her and him getting together I guess, cos I'm not a nasty guy.

What if your crush told you he never wanted to see you ever again?  

[Night Rain55]

Then he's a loser.

What if you choked on peanuts?  

[Tokioka]

I would cough them up quickly, or else die an embarassing death.

What if the terminator was after you?  

[xiiao-ai]

Terminator?
Where?
-runsawayquickly-
ninja

What if you swallowed a watermelon seed
And a watermelon plant/tree started growing out of you?

 

[Night Rain55]

I'll sell the watermelons at the marketplace... ninja That reminds me of the rugrats...

What if I sold your family to vulgar snobby rich people?  

[mikotan]

i will buy them back ( ゜o゜)ノ

what if... ... i suddenly appeared behind you? sweatdrop
(i'm running out of ideas...) >.<  

[Night Rain55]

I'll glomp you and clone you so I won't be lonely. biggrin

What if you had a clone of the hottest guy on earth?