Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Are you sure that's not during Degenerate? Err... Degeneration?  

[King of Paradise]

Ha ha, if you look at it that way. But in Degeneration, Leon was more the silent bad a** then the obnoxious one like in 4. And he's sort of emo too, so he'd be saying it internally while cutting himself to make him feel better.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I wouldn't know.

But it's not like he did backflips in RE2.  

[King of Paradise]

That was the joke. Belbecat said something Leon would never say in 4, and I said something Leon would never say or do in 2.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Oh right. Well, you can just call me Bob, because I don't know where my mind's at.

Please tell me you got that reference.  

[King of Paradise]

I'll be ashamed if it's something that is very well known. What About Bob?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Erm, no... It's Resident Evil Outbreak... The intro cinematic to the Outbreak scenario, Mark says, "Hey, Bob, where's your mind at?"  

[King of Paradise]

Phew. Well, I'm not ashamed because I never played any of the Outbreaks. The only game beyond the main entries I have played is Gaiden.  

[MadamTarantula]

Stranger to Paradise

Phew. Well, I'm not ashamed because I never played any of the Outbreaks. The only game beyond the main entries I have played is Gaiden.

You should be ashamed for that then. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes, but it's still a Resident Evil reference. To not get it in a Resident Evil guild...
Oh well.  

[King of Paradise]

Oh.....I'll go cry in the shower then. Nah, I never really got interested in the other games. I guess I could try them...

[EDIT]: Hey, you're there ones who accepted me...Oh, jeez. PLEASE DON'T BAN ME! I GO PLAY THEM NOW!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, hey, if you play the Outbreak games, you can actually get the FINAL taste of Resident Evil as an actual Survival Horror game.  

[King of Paradise]

Well, any new RE survival horror is a good survival horror. Too bad I couldn't play it in it's heyday and go online with it.  

[MadamTarantula]

The simple thought of Kevin puts that look on my face. ******** STAPLER STEALER! scream

Edit: Stranger, there might be user-made servers. That's what happened to PSO.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

But it's even more difficult, and theoretically more fun to play it on loner mode, or whatever it's called. Where you have no partners at all.