Corrupt a Wish

[Sparky Sam]

Granted, but I steal a very vital pillow (in order to sleep on it) and your pillow fort is destroyed leaving you buried beneath it.

I wish for food.

 

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted, but thousands of birds come and beat you up for using their feathers for your pillows.

I wish I could read animals' minds.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted you read a bears mind and he says hes going to eat you have fun with that
I wish i had a fort of cereal boxes like stewie in that one episode of family guy  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted you have the fort of cereal boxes but Brian runs in after the stage coach wagon fro mthe dog food commercial and your fort caves in on you.

I wish for warmer winters and cooler summers.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted. Winters are now 90+ degrees (F) and Summers are below 0

I wish I could get a song written about me  

[Ask Jappleack]

there is a song written about you, too bad its this one lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR9XLLPEB-I

I wish i was a ninjutsu grandmaster, but still myself lol dont want you changing me wink  

[The Gilded One]

Granted, but the years of training have left you an old man, very close to his grave.

I wish I had more eggs for French toast.  

[Ask Jappleack]

congrats now you have eggs, your mommas eggs from her ovaries

I wish i had telekinesis  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but now your braindead from trying to Read Proffessor Xaviers (from X-men) mind
I wish for a fort made out of Cereal boxes pillows and furniture  

[Neopopulus]

Granted. But the pillows can't support the weight of the cereal boxes and you die below the combined weight of the boxes and pillows.

I wish for suddenly pizza. Thousands of them (it?)  

[Ask Jappleack]

dakota woodruff

granted but now your braindead from trying to Read Proffessor Xaviers (from X-men) mind
I wish for a fort made out of Cereal boxes pillows and furniture

telekinesis is moving objects with your min not reading minds XD
You get buried in the pizza and die
i wish for the worlds strongest sword  

[The Furry Poet]

granted you now have a pen becaus the pen is mighteir than the sword
I wish for black body dye  

[Ask Jappleack]

you get the dye but it gives u cancer and burns off your skin

i wish for wisdom  

[The Furry Poet]

granted your wise now but you are 90 years old because wisdoms comes with age
i wish for Dethklok to play a concert at my houste  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but the music is so loud your house is destroyed. Also, its a concert like in the cartoon, so people die. lots of them

I wish I was a furry irl