Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[Norayr]

Heh.
Yea, pretty soon I'm going to leave the club as well...
Anyway, time to do some work now. Ciao.  

[Hildr]

The world is my oyster?

I have not heard that saying in forever.

@Hot wax topic - heh heh. . . And here I thought I was the only one. Alan won`t let me play with the candles or fire, but it`s okay for him to set his hand on fire. >.>

 

[Lady Pelvic]

[ [ I was thinking about this thread earlier today.

I really need more questions. D;] ]  

[Rathmanian]

?-?
He won't let you? Aren't you old enough to play with fire?

 

[Hildr]

NekoGod

?-?
He won't let you? Aren't you old enough to play with fire?

He says I have to be older than him. Which doesn`t work.

OHOHOHOH!!!~ It`s Alan`s 21st today. : D I`m so happy. And not at the same time because there`s going to be lots of alcoholic things that I`m not allowed to partake in.

Andandand - crap, I forgot! D:

EDIT :: Alan got his lip pierced. That`s what I was going to announce. It`s all swollen and gross looking.

 

[beyond absolute]

Random fact:
There's a tribe in africa that believes you can cure AIDs by having sex with a virgin woman.
Which...just spreads AIDs. > >;;  

[Hildr]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Alan probably shouldn't drink beer with a new lip piercing. Don't want him to get a yeast infection in his lip. =/

Anyways, I have some sex related tales to share. So this weekend me aunt and I went to my mom's place in the states to visit. We had a lot of silly times. My aunt spent many hours talking on the phone with men, most of which she worked with. A lot of the conversation was sex related of course. At one point she made one of the men get a boner while he was standing there talking to someone else's mom. Haha. Awkward. Then there was our trip to Rite Aid where my aunt and I stood in front of the condoms laughing at some of the silly varieties. There was tropical ones and ones with this fancy metal case (in case you want to look like a pro when you whip them out?), there were all sorts of ones that supposively make it more pleasurable and ones with easy open packaging. We were there for like 5-10 mins making fun of them. Even better, right behind them was this stand with protein bars and behind that on the top shelf were nut crackers. The ladies at the counter didn't find all this to be very funny.. >_> On Sunday we stopped at the mall and had fun in Spencers. They have a lot of really silly naughty items. So yus.. much fun was had.

Aha yesterday I was talking to my ex, Steve and I told him I saw this p***s shaped lollipop I considered buying him but then decided he'd enjoy it too much and he didn't deserve it. I also didn't feel like spending money on him. Pft. He even told me he would have enjoyed that. But yeah, he's still being a douche and screwing his slutty whore of a girlfriend instead of trying to hang out with me again. talk2hand

...I laughed myself to sleep.

Thanks for the concern on that boy`s mouth, but he`s fine. The swellings gone down. It swelled up as bad as it did because he decided he was going to go play a trumpet at the music store because he was bored.

p***s shaped lollies! I want one!!

Oh, the greatest thing ever, is to be pregnant and looking at the condoms and|or feminine products. xDD
You get some strange looks there.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

x__P o e t

Thanks for the concern on that boy`s mouth, but he`s fine. The swellings gone down. It swelled up as bad as it did because he decided he was going to go play a trumpet at the music store because he was bored.

p***s shaped lollies! I want one!!

Oh, the greatest thing ever, is to be pregnant and looking at the condoms and|or feminine products. xDD
You get some strange looks there.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

xDD

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Teh Pure]

Pelvic Thrust Fairy

[ [ I was thinking about this thread earlier today.

I really need more questions. D;] ]

`LINGERIE.

LINGERIE LINGERIE LINGERIE.

:<<  

[All We Know Is Failling]

Hmm... question question... Can a condom break during sex.. I dunno theres a question...  

[Norayr]

All We Know Is Failling

Hmm... question question... Can a condom break during sex.. I dunno theres a question...

Pfft! Nothing can break a condom!  

[Lady Pelvic]

[ [ Yes, yes it can.
Condoms usually work 8o% of the time.
>.>
But I would'nt rely on birth control either. . ] ]  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

All We Know Is Failling

Hmm... question question... Can a condom break during sex.. I dunno theres a question...

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

It's happened, I have friends who are now parents because they put too much trust in just using a condom as protection. That's why you're supposed to double up with protection, use other methods such as spermacides, birth control, what's called "the sponge" or a diaphragm.. as well as a condom. None of these methods work every time so it's best to use more than one. Mind you a condom (other than abstinence) is the the best way to protect yourself from STDs.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[All We Know Is Failling]

What does the word "c**t" mean. Always wondered that... I have nobody to tell me these things... Just last year I found out what a boner was. I always wondered my , male parts get bigger xD