Corrupt a Wish

[The Furry Poet]

granted but people make fun of you and you get depressed and kill yourself i wish i had Adamantuim covered bones and regeneration like Wolverine  

[Bolt BioHazard]

granted but i have a skill like agent zero`s that reverses your regeneration and you die
i wish for a pineapple cake  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but when your holding it a jerk pushes your face into the cake
i wish i was back in iowa  

[Ask Jappleack]

you are in iowa but u r in prison

i wish i was immortal  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but Zues is angered and takes it away with the sword of olympus leaving you to die
I wish i was Amazing  

[Ask Jappleack]

you are now amazingly stupid congrats XD

i wish furries were real lol  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but they enslave the humans
thanks for that now were all slaves
I wish for ninja  

[Bolt BioHazard]

granted a group of overweight ninjas stab you to death
i wish for a dingo .......don`t ask  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but your ninja friends get too competitive watching over the top and kill each other in your house leaving you to clean up.

I wish for cheese_whine without the twisted  

[Saga Shadow]

so. . .Cheese and wine w/o the devil?
granted but the wine isn't properly aged and the cheese is Kraft Singles. (so much for fancy)

I wish I could fly!  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but you fly through a jet engine
i wish for wahmbulance to help me since ninja killed me  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but then the cops kill the ninjas and you have more to clean up

The message was cheese and wine without the spirit of intoxication lol.

I wish for more money less problems.  

[Ask Jappleack]

your life is suddenly perfect excpet you got the aids

i wish diddy kong were real lmao  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Diddy Kong was real, Micheal Jackson's chimp, think about it, he had a jet pack, wore clothes, and hung around a zoo and partied alot... Privately speaking,

Your wish has been corrupted thank you.

I wish AIDS was imaginary.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but you've imaginary aids and your brain do everything like if you really have aids.

I wish... to be with my gf.