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 Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:29 pm
Chris : oh wow look at the cute little birdies!
*Trackstar zombie breaks through a window and sprints towards chris*
Zombie: *Speaks in spanish slurs*
Chris: ZOMG PLAGAS *shoots himself in the head*
Zombie: HEEY GUYS!! i figured out how to kill S.T.A..R.S members easier!
other Zombies: YAAAY!
(i lost it towards the end but i hope its good )
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:22 pm
Chris: Oh my god! They killed Forest! You bastards!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:00 pm
Some of these are more like 'Things RE characters would never say...'
Claire: Wait! Don't shoot! I'm not a monster!
Kendo: *BLAM*
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:24 pm
Celestial Fox Frenzi Some of these are more like 'Things RE characters would never say...' Claire: Wait! Don't shoot! I'm not a monster! Kendo: *BLAM* Pretty sure that had NOTHING to do with the current picture...
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:48 pm
SilentBlackTiger Celestial Fox Frenzi Some of these are more like 'Things RE characters would never say...' Claire: Wait! Don't shoot! I'm not a monster! Kendo: *BLAM* Pretty sure that had NOTHING to do with the current picture... Oh, we were doing things about the picture? I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. Chris: I wish Jill was able to see this beutiful sun... time... moment thing.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:39 am
And suddenly, Chris was left alone. Again. Except for less than ten years. <_<
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:42 am
Suddenly, Chris thought that he should have paid attention to Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" while he was in Zombie training camp for the Biohazard Secret Armed Armenians...
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:09 am
It was only then Chris realised; he was trapped in a Prince of Persia game...
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:53 pm
Chris: Good thing I didn't wear black under this sun...
*Bird burst into flames*
Chris: So that's how you get rid of those things without wasting ammo!
*More birds burst into flames*
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:27 am
Chris looks at his new clothes.
Chris: ... ... *Music starts.* I'm blue, If I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die!
Nearby zombies.
Zombie: Damn, he's not green anymore, pack it up everyone, lets go home.
Rest of zombies: Aww....
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:00 pm
Chris: Ok, which one of you bastards crapped on me?!?!?
Bird 1: No! He's on to us!
Bird 2:....Damn.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:00 pm
"You gotta be ******** kidding me..."
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:40 pm
Biohazard EXTREME-Third Place Chris: Oh my god! They killed Forest! You bastards! ((Yes, I got the refrence, wink )) Kobo-chan-Second Place *looks at signboard above*
Chris: ...
[Signboard says]
< - To Dead End#4
^ - To Dead End#9
> - To Dead End#6
Far ^ - To Dead End#8
Chris:... gonk How do I get home!? Dx ^_^ JeffesinFerre-First Place
Chris: "Maybe they know the way to Sesame Street...."The first one to make me LoL in a long time. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:53 pm
*Chris watches the birds for a minuet-n-half then looks around*
Chris: ok...now i know this new game would feater a mass of birds but...where are all the zombies?
guy off screen: psst! you forgot this.
*hands over a memo*
Chris: *reads* "We are sorry to inform you that we are short of actors to play as zombies"..dah dah dah..."and we again apologize for the inconveniences..."
*goes silent staring at the memo as the birds above start to swoop-in at the distracted Chris*
Chris: *faces camera and points* @#!$ YOU CAPCOM!
*birds swarm in and take out camera while voices can still be herd*
Director: CUT!!!
Chris: OW! This is the fifth-DAMNIT!-take! I'll be in my trailer!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:35 am
You're a bit late, Shadow. Alright, let's get the next one going!!
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