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 Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:13 pm
/facepalm
(thats to all 3 of you)
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:16 pm
Snuff that Muffin /facepalm (thats to all 3 of you) Yeah well Darion used Beatdown! Critical hit! Super effective! OVER MAX HEALTH DAMAGE!
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:17 pm
But you will notice and observe my team vanilla siggy. No rape for me.
You should go back to the discussions between me kats rus and bb, and some others i dont know.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:26 pm
Darion72 Snuff that Muffin /facepalm (thats to all 3 of you) Yeah well Darion used Beatdown! Critical hit! Super effective! OVER MAX HEALTH DAMAGE! check this one out Beth uses charm Beth uses sleep powder Beth uses Pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses explode
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:30 pm
Snuff that Muffin Darion72 Snuff that Muffin /facepalm (thats to all 3 of you) Yeah well Darion used Beatdown! Critical hit! Super effective! OVER MAX HEALTH DAMAGE! check this one out Beth uses charm Beth uses sleep powder Beth uses Pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses explode I cast flare! Speaking of flare which is in DnD I played DnD on thursday, and we found nurse joy in the dungeon. We then raped her and sacrificed her soul to make evolution stones. Then fought a pokemon battle against the final boss of the dungeon. We used direguard to kill all his pokemon which were 2 Dire minotaurs 1 mounted palladin and a murat
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:40 pm
Snuff that Muffin Darion72 Snuff that Muffin /facepalm (thats to all 3 of you) Yeah well Darion used Beatdown! Critical hit! Super effective! OVER MAX HEALTH DAMAGE! check this one out Beth uses charm Beth uses sleep powder Beth uses Pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses explode Darion used Barrier All Skye's attacks had no effect. Darion wins.Level up LEVEL OVER NINE ******** THOUSAND!
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:41 pm
claru gardeford Snuff that Muffin Darion72 Snuff that Muffin /facepalm (thats to all 3 of you) Yeah well Darion used Beatdown! Critical hit! Super effective! OVER MAX HEALTH DAMAGE! check this one out Beth uses charm Beth uses sleep powder Beth uses Pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses pound Beth uses explode I cast flare! Speaking of flare which is in DnD I played DnD on thursday, and we found nurse joy in the dungeon. We then raped her and sacrificed her soul to make evolution stones. Then fought a pokemon battle against the final boss of the dungeon. We used direguard to kill all his pokemon which were 2 Dire minotaurs 1 mounted palladin and a murat i played DND once. I was a kick a** Paladin and i owned XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:42 pm
@ darion...THAT WAS ******** DATE RAPE! YOU CANT STOP DATE RAPE!
I got a D'n'D story for ya, all true
So I play a lawful, good palidan.
by buddy is a ranger.
So our group is walking along, and we stop to make camp. My pally stops to say her prayers so she doesnt loose her pally powers, and by buddy says, "Man, why do you pray? Gods are stupid"
Me still being in character, reply "Because with out it, we are powerless to stop our enemies. Our enemies at the time were a snake god worshiping cult. My friend says, "Bullshit, I bet i can kill a god, no I will kill a god. I'll kill this snake god that the cult worships.
so he looks at the DM and just say, Whats my role to hit.
the Dm looked confused as hell. She just said, 20. My buddy roled, and got a natural 20...time for the god's saving role, roll's a natural 1...My buddy gets a critical hit, and kills the god...he ended what was supposed to be a 3 hour campaign in 20 minutes....
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:44 pm
I played D&D for a long time i made an archer who could shoot 5200 feet it was hilarious then we went underground and i clubed someone with my bow XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:48 pm
I have a story like that. We were playing an actual by the book campaign and i was a lawful evil character. I had gotten a vorpal sword in one of the dungeons and wanted to test it. so when we went into town someone came up to talk to the group. i rolled a crit and chopped his head off. it turned out he was the main antagonist for the story so the dm had to make it up.
My best dungeon is one that changes rooms everytime you move. just random encounters all the way through. you never know when you'll find the tarrasque
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:48 pm
Snuff that Muffin @ darion...THAT WAS ******** DATE RAPE! YOU CANT STOP DATE RAPE! I got a D'n'D story for ya, all true So I play a lawful, good palidan. by buddy is a ranger. So our group is walking along, and we stop to make camp. My pally stops to say her prayers so she doesnt loose her pally powers, and by buddy says, "Man, why do you pray? Gods are stupid" Me still being in character, reply "Because with out it, we are powerless to stop our enemies. Our enemies at the time were a snake god worshiping cult. My friend says, "Bullshit, I bet i can kill a god, no I will kill a god. I'll kill this snake god that the cult worships. so he looks at the DM and just say, Whats my role to hit. the Dm looked confused as hell. She just said, 20. My buddy roled, and got a natural 20...time for the god's saving role, roll's a natural 1...My buddy gets a critical hit, and kills the god...he ended what was supposed to be a 3 hour campaign in 20 minutes.... YES YOU CAN! I JUST DID!
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:51 pm
claru gardeford I have a story like that. We were playing an actual by the book campaign and i was a lawful evil character. I had gotten a vorpal sword in one of the dungeons and wanted to test it. so when we went into town someone came up to talk to the group. i rolled a crit and chopped his head off. it turned out he was the main antagonist for the story so the dm had to make it up. My best dungeon is one that changes rooms everytime you move. just random encounters all the way through. you never know when you'll find the tarrasque our DM pulls s**t like that changing dungeons thing all the time, but her excuse is, "Oh, I didnt like the old layout, so i changed it" or "See this? I RUN THIS s**t!" my best kill would be when i took out a minataur using my friend's halfling character's corpse. She died, so i thought hey, i'll make use of it (i got disarmed) So i punted the corpse, got a hit, and did enough damage to kill it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:56 pm
Best D&D moment a person made a halfling rogue and didn't put any points in trap finding so after setting off 3 traps i get pissed and roll to punt him down a very long all way i was running a minotaur half dragon and rolled a crit on his a** so i sent him skiding all the way down the hall so fast h activateed everytrap but cause of his speed he ended up dodgeing them but not the stone wall that killed him
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:08 pm
I thought so to until the DM pulled out the gem that the last trap was a rolling boulder that rolled down the hall and i'm the only in the path Then i asked for the strength check to pick the boulder up so i picked it up walked back up to the floor above with the elevator shaft and dropped it down which broke the floor and destroyed all the big bosses menions and took half his hit points i took the other have when i jump down with my lage size great hammer onto his face
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