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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:57 pm
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Probable events in 5:
Chris: Ji...Jill? Jill?! Is that you?! Jill: *Squawk!*
Gigante: Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my GAWD!!! Behemoth: Why are you so excited? Gigante: I'm just glad I'm back for another game! *Squeeeee!* I hope I get to crush Leon this time! Behemoth: Errm...Leon isn't in this game. Gigante: Uh...Ohhhh...Awwwwww, man! Dammit! *Storms off* Licker: Hey, pal! Behemoth: Licker?! Hey buddy! What the eff are you doin' here?! Licker: Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are!
Chainsaw Manjini: Now, prepare to die! Chris and Sheva: Oh no!!! Chainsaw Manjini: *Revs Chainsaw, positions self to slash, and then...Sputtering death* Oh, s**t...I'm outta gas... Chris and Sheva: Phew! Chainsaw Manjini: Don't get too relieved! I'll be back, and capped off too, bitches!...Though I bet it's gonna cost a lot...Effin gas prices...* Chris: Before you go, can we see what's under your sack mask? Chainsaw Manjini: Sure, I don't see any harm in it *Pulls off the sack* Chris: Sherry! So you are in the game!
Barry Burton: Boy oh boy I'm really excited to be back! So, what's my role in this game? Lead Designer: Dead. Barry Burton: What? Do I get any alive scenes before that? Lead Designer: Nope. Barry Burton: That's total bullshit. Lead Designer: Would a Jill Sandwich make you feel better? Barry Burton: Mother ******** to come...Right now...
Ozwell Spencer: God damn young whppersnappers, always have to go about ******** things up. Well, just they wait and see what I have in store for them! Me: And that is? Ozwell Spencer: Eh heh, I made a doody, and since I'm to old to change myself, SOMEONE will have to! Mwuhahahaha! Me: Ewwwww...
But seriously, more to come.
[EDIT] Did this so as to not double post.
Probable Events in 5 Part 2-3D: The S.T.A.R.S. Studded Sequel
Wesker: Yes, Chris, to answer your question, I have been raising ponies and lilies since the events in Antarctica. Chris: I knew it! You're more diabolical then ever these days! Wesker: I try! Mwuhahahaha!
Leon: Alright everybody, I'm here to save the day...Again! You wouldn't even believe how many flips it took me to get here*SQUASH* Gigante: Woo hoo! I did it! That's for my brothers mother ********! Behemoth: Well, would ja look at that! Way to go, Gigante! Licker: Way to show that p***k who not to mess with! Mother ******** killed my entire family! Behemoth: So that's why you weren't in any of the sequels! Licker: Yep...Until now! Behemoth: And how did you manage that? Licker: With the help of the T-Virus, of course! Behemoth: Where did you get the T-Virus? Licker: Shhhh...Don't ask, don't tell. It will be revealed later on...
*This one is a spoiler* Jill, looking at her reflection inside of the tube: Psh, I am way hotter then Milla in this thing. Ho didn't even have any S.T.A.R.S., if ya get what I mean. *End spoiler*
Chris: Oh no! Sheva: What? Chris: It looks like they really are bringing everyone back! Sheva: What do you mean? Chris: Look over there! It's Nemesis! Nemesis: Starrrrrrs! Oh, wait...Eh hem, Beeesaaaaaa!
Excella: You know, you designers are just the worst! Lead Designer: Huh? Why do you say that? Haven't we've given you enough? Excella: I love my hot titulating body and immense power, but why did you give me an old man as my lover? Lead Designer: Who would you rather have? Excella: Carlos. Lead Designer: Oliviera? Excella: Yes! Give me that Mexican man stud now! Oi! Muy Caliente! Lead Designer:
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To be continued, in: Probable Events in 5 Part 3: Third Times the Harm
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:19 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:45 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:27 am
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