Corrupt a Wish

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

You can be with her for one night, but then she'll suddenly go psycho and kill you.

I wish dire wolves had never gone extinct.  

[Omaru-san]

GRANTED^^
but now you're extinct ^^
i wish i had a cream puff XD  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Creme puffs make you fat. razz

I wish Desmond was ungrounded.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but now all of his friends are grounded.
No social life

I wish I wasn't sore. (band camp, you sickos xp )  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

granted, but now you must suffer more band camp...

I wish I had a challenge.  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

ur wish has been granted when i arrived

oops u lost

i wish i knew wat to wish for  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Wish granted..

You wish you hadn't ticked me off in making me lose

I wish for really high self esteem by giving everyone else the ability to see through clothes without the ability to control it.

(I dare you to make this one not work for me)  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but then they all see your underwear and make fun of you for it. razz

I wish it would rain candy! whee heart  

[The Furry Poet]

granted it rains extremely pointy candy canes and klills you
i wish someone would RP with me  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted. But it'll have to be me, and I'm in the mood for furry romance rp's.

I wish my cousin would text me back about those tattoo designs I sent him... :/  

[The Furry Poet]

Yay furry romance RP

He does but he has Amnesia about the designs

I wish i had a Hot date  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

lolwhut? That makes no sense.
And you didn't make a wish. xP
But go ahead and PM me if you really wanna do a roleplay.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Celtic you didn't wish, and by the time other people were done freaking out after getting used to their power they wouldnt care what my underwear looked like.

I wish for Multi colored clouds to confuse pot heads.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but then they make you want to smoke pot yourself and you end up having to go to rehab. razz

I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth removed... cry  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but then your jaw becomes slightly misaligned causing you to need a retainer.

I wish for family guy screen scrolls.

((really though that sucks))