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 Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:05 am
I have a great one if the winner doesn't post one... 
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:55 am
*insert rap song*
Zombies: Lean back!
Rebecca: Lean what?
Zombies: Lean back!
Rebecca: Lean forward?
Zombies: ...******** it, Imma lunge you.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:27 am
(Sorry I didn't know I was supposed to post a pic if I won!)
Rebecca: "Ok, for you all to work together effectively your going to have to trust each other. Lets try the 'Trust Catch' gentlemen."
Zombie 1: "CATCH ME!!!"
Zombie 2: ".....s**t...."
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:53 pm
Rebecca: THRUST UPPERCUT!
Zombie1: GAFFAAWWWWWW!
Zombie2: atleast it wasnt chris' knive...
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:43 pm
:tries to avoid obvious sex joke:
Rebecca: So... You guys have cash?
:/fail:
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:47 pm
Rear Zombie: Come on, it's my turn!
Front Zombie: No, I'm not done yet!
Rebecca: Guys, guys! Relax, there will be enough time for everyone. wink
Billy: Rebecca! What the hell are you doing?!?
Rebecca: Wait, it's not what it looks like!
Billy: How could you do this to me?!?
Rebecca: Really, I'm just removing these blood stains with my nifty Tide to Go™.
Front Zombie: Seriously, that thing is freaking sweet.
Billy: Ok... I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
Front Zombie: That was weird.
Rear Zombie: Tell me about it. Now, get out of the way, I haven't gotten to go at all!
Front Zombie: I already said no!
Narrator: Tide to Go™, for those... Awkward moments.
Fast Voice: Tide to Go™ is only for fresh stains. Do not attempt to clean zombies clothes with Tide to Go™, for you will most likely be eaten. The Tide Company in no way endorses the use of Tide to Go™ on zombies and does not support that zombies are real. This commercial has been brought to you by the Umbrella Corporation.
Well, that was really fun to write. xD
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:09 pm
Rebecca after punching the first zombie*
Rebecca: Oh yeah, how do like me now? Huh, you want some more? Ok!
*She makes Martial arts imitatioons.* Hyah! Wah! Shizaw! huh? Had enough yet? How bout I get over there and open some Wam! Bazing tow wa!
Zombie: ...
2nd Zombie: Look out dude! It's Jet Li's sister!
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:14 pm
Come on Xin, it's been, like, two weeks.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:45 pm
Sorry guys, been in Turkey for the last week, too bad I've got no tan. And the winner is... Kaworu_Nagisa Rear Zombie: Come on, it's my turn!
Front Zombie: No, I'm not done yet!
Rebecca: Guys, guys! Relax, there will be enough time for everyone. icon_wink.gif
Billy: Rebecca! What the hell are you doing?!?
Rebecca: Wait, it's not what it looks like!
Billy: How could you do this to me?!?
Rebecca: Really, I'm just removing these blood stains with my nifty Tide to Go™.
Front Zombie: Seriously, that thing is freaking sweet.
Billy: Ok... I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
Front Zombie: That was weird.
Rear Zombie: Tell me about it. Now, get out of the way, I haven't gotten to go at all!
Front Zombie: I already said no!
Narrator: Tide to Go™, for those... Awkward moments.
Fast Voice: Tide to Go™ is only for fresh stains. Do not attempt to clean zombies clothes with Tide to Go™, for you will most likely be eaten. The Tide Company in no way endorses the use of Tide to Go™ on zombies and does not support that zombies are real. This commercial has been brought to you by the Umbrella Corporation.Congrats, I lol'd
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:26 pm
Alright whatever your name is, post the next one!
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:59 pm
Sorry I haven't been on. Commercials are wonderful inspirations. xD Anyway, next picture! It's blurry because it's an in-motion shot.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:40 pm
Advertisement for a new RE trailer:
The first time, you experienced the terror.
The first time, you managed to survive.
Now, in this remake of the remake...
You'll experience the Terror of the original Resident Evil game...
Only...
Double...
*camera zooms into Chris' eyebal like in the original RE intro*
Chris: Whah! Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
*camera, then proceeds to Jill's eyeball*
Jill: What the!? Nnoooooo!!!!!
*Blood splash is displayed on the screen as the title for Resident Evil shows up against an eyeball*
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:12 pm
Faceing serious risks...
Chris: We need to survive in this monster infested mansion.
Doing Serious things...
*Jill Kills Yawn with a shotgun.*
Fighting serious monsters...
*Chris takes out a hunter*
But does that mean...
*Chris and Jill get back to back as they face countless zombies*
We have to be serious?
*Chris runs up and hits the screen, makeing his nose bleed*
Chris: AH!! SON OF A b***h!!
Jill: Oh no! You need a blue herb!
Nope!
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:37 am
Chris:- pointing at man off screen- back up, put the gun down, and get me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious
Jill:And some Skittles.
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