+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[Tokioka]

I'd beat the crazy sucker off me, then throw him at Miyavi, killing him instantly.

What if a pig bit your finger?  

[Night Rain55]

Cry and kick Toki while Miyavi saves me from the danger.

What if a sexy Arabic woman seduced you/your husband and killed you/your husband?  

[Tokioka]

I'd curse Miyavi for my ill luck! scream

What if Miyavi murdered your mother?  

[soumakisa]

TACKEYYYYY.. noooo.~~

*haunts down Arabic woman*

what if that was Miyavi disguising as an Arabic woman?!  

[Night Rain55]

Miyavi's too hot for that stuff... talk2hand

What if Toki marries a sumo while I marry Miyavi? rofl  

[soumakisa]

that calls for a celebration.. KANPAI~ (゜∀゜ )三 三( ゜∀゜)

What if I had to go to bed now? *sigh... 4.13am!*  

[Night Rain55]

O___O You do have to go to bed. Here it's 3:14pm.

What if I had to leave but can't get off? crying  

[xiiao-ai]

Mm...
Watch you suffer?
xD
Or probably get a wrench or something and pry you off and force you to go to sleep?
mrgreen

What if you had a big test tomorrow but you didn't study?

 

[Night Rain55]

I wasn't supposed to get off to sleep. xd I had to do laundry and shovel the snow but when people keeps posting I can't get off. >.< But I already went off. =3

I'll say "Damn." Happens allll the time.

What if Miyavi proposed to you?  

[Tokioka]

eek I'd say no.

What if george bush went mad and declared war on the UK?  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

I can't do anything... and I have almost nothing to do with this!

What if someone of the opposite sex sees you naked? redface  

[Night Rain55]

Oh, he didn't see me naked. He saw the sumo! xd

What if your young opposite sex teacher was watching you the whole time while you showered?  

[Tokioka]

I'd say, "Hi Miss Williams, wanna join me?" cool -shower scene ensues-

What if Judas never betrayed Jesus?  

[Night Rain55]

^ xd

Then Judas was never a bad person from the start.

What if my cat died? D=  

[Tokioka]

I'd revive it from the dead using my voodoo magic! twisted

What if you caught your best friend kissing a female teacher at your school?