Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[MadamTarantula]

Barry: *turns back to others* HOW DO I TEECH THESE KEEEEEEEEEDS?! gonk  

[King of Paradise]

AngelaAshford

Barry: *turns back to others* HOW DO I TEECH THESE KEEEEEEEEEDS?! gonk

One of my least favorite episodes...But at least you made good use of it ha ha.

Sheva: Chris, we need the number combination to open this electronic door!
Chris: *Do do do...Do do do do...* Ok, I think I got it...
Sheva: You have the combination?
Chris: No, I got the song for funky town *Do do do do do do do do do do!* Won't you take me, to funky town...I'm so high right now...
Sheva: *Head smack*
Chris: Don't forget to bring a towel!  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Wesker: Shut up Fat Boy!
Barry: Ey! Don't call me fat or I'll kick you in da nutz!  

[The Argonauts]

Chris: "Shut-up you blood-belching v****a! Did... I just call myself a blood belching v****a?"  

[YinYangSpider]

Kevin, Mark, George, David & Jim - (singing) Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?  

[Canas Renvall]

Chris: "You'll judge us?! Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains?"

...

Oh wait...  

[The Argonauts]

Leon after being attacked by a Licker: "Why does this remind me of collage and my wife?"  

[Alkaizer87]

Leon: Agh...wait I have a wife? No that was my brother that likes to crossdress.  

[The Argonauts]

Chris: "Shut-up fatass!"
Sheva: "Don't call me fat you ********' Jew!"

No Jews but plenty of fat people were harmed in the making of this game.  

[MadamTarantula]

Canas Renvall

Chris: "You'll judge us?! Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains?"

...

Oh wait...

After beating 5, I finally get this. What a thing to yell during that situation. rofl  

[King of Paradise]

Jill: I'm back in...blonde? That's not how the song goes...
Wesker: It's "I'm back in black", m'dear.
Jill: Yes you are.
Sheva: And I'm here in black.
Wesker: Who cares? If you're not back in black, then you're not cool.
Sheva: Teh awwws...
Chris: Time to paint it black!
Wesker: Gtfo.
Will Smith: We are the men in black...Galaxy defenders!
Wesker: Ugh...
Soundgarden: Black hole sun, won't chya come...
Wesker: srsly?
Chris: Omg look at that black dog!
Wesker: Didn't I tell you to gtfo already?
Jill: Pearl Jam did a song called Black.
Wesker:...Let's just let this joke fade to black already...Ah, s**t.  

[The Argonauts]

Jim: "WTF was that?! Was that ******** glitter?!"
Kevin: "Damn right! That's for stealing my quarter!"
Claire: "What would you spend it on? Catfood? Idiot"
Kevin and Jim at the same time: "GTFO! This isn't your game you whore!"
Mark: "Whore?! Where's that quarter..."
Brad Pitt then comes into the scene and punches everyone in the face.
Pitt: "Don't you EVER talk about Project Mayhem!"  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Chris: "Heh heh. Zebra stripe in Africa. I'm gonna fit riiiight in."
Sheva: "Hey, check out my tribal paint and longbow."
Chris: "Holy s**t, majini!"
*Your partner died*  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Chris: Yes! I'm in yet ANOTHER Resident Evil Game! Take that Leon!  

[Alkaizer87]

Leon: Tch, atleast I've been in a movie. No one would put your steroid a$$ in one.