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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:59 am
Why be the one to break the chain? XD Don't you love excessive swearing? :XP: ..Oh, right. Note: excessive swearing. :O
In the outtakes:
LJ: *yelling at Nemesis after he turns and walks away from shooting the S.T.A.R.S.* ********! c**t son of a b***h! You wanna go to war ********? I'll take ya to war!!
*outtakes continue, then come back to it at the end*
C'mon, b***h! C'mo-- Oh, oh s**t.. I better get the ******** up out this.. ********..! *powerwalks away*"
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:53 am
This one is a double quote, because I'm not just quoteing what the character said, but I'm quoteing what I said too.
Jill: Brad, why isn't someone doing SOMETHING about this!
Me: Seriously, one chick with a handgun has stayed alive longer than the specially trained members of the swat team and police officers armed with Shotguns.
Brad: THE POLICE AREN'T TRAINED FOR THIS KIND OF SITUATION!!
Me: ....
Later...
Brad: Ji-- Jill...
Jill: Brad!
Brad: Jill, we gotta--
*Nemesis pops in*
Me and Brad: WAH!!!!!!
Brad: JILL HELP!!!
*Nemesis kills him.*
Jill: Brad!
Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S.
Me: Meep....
Later...
Jill: Who's there?
Carlos: Woah woah woah, hold it lady, I'm not a zombie.
Me: Yet...
Later...
*This one I'm not sure of the dialogue.*
Carlos: Nicholai, what's going on?
Nicholai: Isn't it obvious?
*The black man pulls the grenade pin. EXPLOSION*
Me: Oh sure, kill the very first LIVE black man we see in the game...
Later...
Jill: You want S.T.A.R.S., I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.
Me: SHUT THE F--K UP AND BLOSW HIS a** AWAY!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:18 am
Celestial Fox Frenzi This one is a double quote, because I'm not just quoteing what the character said, but I'm quoteing what I said too. Jill: Brad, why isn't someone doing SOMETHING about this! Me: Seriously, one chick with a handgun has stayed alive longer than the specially trained members of the swat team and police officers armed with Shotguns. Brad: THE POLICE AREN'T TRAINED FOR THIS KIND OF SITUATION!! Me: .... Later... Brad: Ji-- Jill... Jill: Brad! Brad: Jill, we gotta-- *Nemesis pops in* Me and Brad: WAH!!!!!! Brad: JILL HELP!!! *Nemesis kills him.* Jill: Brad! Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S. Me: Meep.... Later... Jill: Who's there? Carlos: Woah woah woah, hold it lady, I'm not a zombie. Me: Yet... Later... *This one I'm not sure of the dialogue.* Carlos: Nicholai, what's going on? Nicholai: Isn't it obvious? *The black man pulls the grenade pin. EXPLOSION* Me: Oh sure, kill the very first LIVE black man we see in the game... Later... Jill: You want S.T.A.R.S., I'll give you S.T.A.R.S. Me: SHUT THE F--K UP AND BLOSW HIS a** AWAY!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:02 pm
Leon: Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, I was a bit tied up.
Me: Hahaha.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:35 pm
Damian Myrddin I know an easy one! "*groaaaaaan* *shuffle* *moaaaaaaan*" -Zombie(s) from every Resident Evil Game created. Here's another.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -everybody you see die in every Resident Evil game by a zombie. rofl
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:31 pm
Luis sera biggrin id you send the invitations? I said no more then fifty people!!!!
Me:Oh s**t, I thought you ment five hundred my bad.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:12 am
Yet another Double Quote. This one takes place in RE4.
Leon: He's not a zombie...
Me: Gee, ya think!?
Later...
Leon: Damn, smart people... What are they planning?
*Chainsaw whirrs*
Leon: Great, a chainsaw.
Me: HOLY S--T! A CHAINSAW!! RUN LEON, RUN!!!!
Later...
Salazar: This may come to a surprise to you, but I'm only 20 years old...
Me: NO!! F---ING!!! WAY!!!
Later....
Leon: Try using knives next time, they work better in close encounters.
Me: Yeah, but a gun will always put a nice hole in their head.
Later...
Salazar: Enough games, Kill him!!! *He gets up* KILL!!!!
Me: And who's gonna do it?
*The robed creature starts moveing out*
Me: Big bug S--T over there? I'll kick his a** easy...
*When I get to the fight*
Me: HELP ME!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
Later...
*Leon draws his knife and the knife battle ensues*
Me: OH MY GOD!! Whew... he made it... OH S--T!! Whew... he mde it... OH NO!!! whew... I thought he was a goner... HOLY CRAP!! Whew... that was close... *That was me every time I had to press a button.*
Later...
Ashley: How do you feel?
Leon: Like a million bucks...
Me: LIER!!
Later...
*Leon Fires the special rocket into saddler and it kills him.*
Me: YEAH!! DON'T TAKE NO S--T FROM NO CCKROACH MOTHER F----R!! F YEAH B---H!!
*Ada runs off with the sample*
Me: DAMMIT!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:16 am
Wesker: You were all my little piggies...
Me: LOL HE SAID PIGGIES! xD
I can imitate a hunter too.
But I can't type that. =P ~
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:45 am
"You were almost a Jill Sandwich"
-Barry
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:50 am
Jill: Now its Wesker's turn to disappear!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:52 am
"Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
-Barry
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:53 pm
Barry, dying in the caves: "You... Watch out... For... That... Guy..."
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:00 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:28 pm
Celestial Fox Frenzi Yet another Double Quote. This one takes place in RE4. Leon: He's not a zombie... Me: Gee, ya think!? Later... Leon: Damn, smart people... What are they planning? *Chainsaw whirrs* Leon: Great, a chainsaw. Me: HOLY S--T! A CHAINSAW!! RUN LEON, RUN!!!! Later... Salazar: This may come to a surprise to you, but I'm only 20 years old... Me: NO!! F---ING!!! WAY!!! Later.... Leon: Try using knives next time, they work better in close encounters. Me: Yeah, but a gun will always put a nice hole in their head. Later... Salazar: Enough games, Kill him!!! *He gets up* KILL!!!! Me: And who's gonna do it? *The robed creature starts moveing out* Me: Big bug S--T over there? I'll kick his a** easy... *When I get to the fight* Me: HELP ME!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!! Later... *Leon draws his knife and the knife battle ensues* Me: OH MY GOD!! Whew... he made it... OH S--T!! Whew... he mde it... OH NO!!! whew... I thought he was a goner... HOLY CRAP!! Whew... that was close... *That was me every time I had to press a button.* Later... Ashley: How do you feel? Leon: Like a million bucks... Me: LIER!! Later... *Leon Fires the special rocket into saddler and it kills him.* Me: YEAH!! DON'T TAKE NO S--T FROM NO CCKROACH MOTHER F----R!! F YEAH B---H!! *Ada runs off with the sample* Me: DAMMIT!!! Just to let you know, we accept cussing in this guild, just as long as it isn't too excessive and it isn't directed at someone else in a rude way.
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